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Man Faced Tit Stand

A woman that has masculine features. Acronym MFTS
Sarah Jessica Parker (SJP)is a man faced tit stand also Fatima Whitbred
by Anthony J H November 6, 2007
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New Orleans Facial

A deviant sexual technique involving a male and a female.

The male cums on the female's neck so that a pearl necklace is achieved, mimicking a set of Mardi Gras beads. Next, the male vomits on the females face.

Ingest Hurricanes prior to performance of the technique for more New Orleans flavor!
That girl is beyond a freak! She wanted me to give her the ol' New Orleans Facial! Now, I've gotta change my sheets, but it was the best sex of my life!
by Visionary of Sexual Deviance January 2, 2010
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heroin faced

The act of getting so drunk and high that at first glance it would appear that you are on heroin or some other kind of strong opiates.
dude after alex and raemy killed the rest of the jim and smoked a blunt,they werent sure if they could take that whole shot then they were pretty heroin faced
by AXLEGREASE MAGNUM November 21, 2010
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“A frequently visited place.”
Have you been to Medusa’s full service lodging facility that is uniquely beautiful and stylish. (Is a self-contained commercial establishment.) yet? Hear that it's frequently visited.
by ShorterThanYuu September 29, 2020
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shit-faced

totally drunk - just submitting for the quote below.
"Am I shit-faced yet?" (Arnold in 'Twins')
by dr. sausage September 29, 2007
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Facade

An abnormally large male genital piece.
My friend's facade knocked a girl out.
by Medax August 1, 2008
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Niagra Facial

When a man draps his penis over a woman's nose vertically with his testes in both of her eye sockets and oozes his seaman into her mouth.
Jimmy gave his girlfriend a Niagra Facial on there second date.
by MTG nut January 12, 2008
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