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Facebook Ethics

Facebook Ethics is a major branch of philosophy, encompassing right conduct and good life over the electronic medium Facebook. The guiding principle of Facebook ethics is that of exercising sound judgement and morality when establishing relationships, networking, or simply keeping in touch with old friends.

Examples of breaching Facebook ethics include:
- Posting inappropriate pictures of either yourself or friends engaged in raucous behavior, binge drinking, or doing illegal drugs.
- Posting nasty comments about ex boyfriends new girlfriends at an attempt to invoke jealousy, cause pain, insult the other party
- Incessantly posting on people's walls thereby shielding other people's comments and creating a monopoly on said person's wall
- Discussing insensitive topics that could be read by other people- examples include religion, politics, and racism/sexism
- Tagging friends in pictures that are less than flattering.
Brynne breached Facebook Ethics by the posting a blasphemous statement about the existence of God on my wall. Now all my Jesus jamming friends are going to be upset. I better delete the comment
by Brynne October 24, 2008
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Facebook Troll

Someone who responds/replies to your status updates: (1) too frequently (2) in a contrarian manner (3) that aren’t meant for them (4) about inside jokes that they don't get and/or (5) only know the status update's author as an “acquaintance” rather than an actual friend.
You are always posting on my status and ruining the intent of the post, preventing further discussion and generally killing my mojo. I barely know you. You are a Facebook Troll.
by LorenzoJones April 11, 2011
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Facebook Rape

Facebook Rape occurs when an individual leaves Facebook signed in and open to interference from a housemate, work collegue or other third party scumbag with nothing better to do.

Such rape often results in personal details and profile pictures being changed to hillarious, often false but in some cases, true information. High levels of damage occur when the third party has long periods of time in which to Rape your Facebook.
"Ah f*ck I left my facebook on and my details and picture have been tampered with in a hillarious manner against my will; I've been Facebook Raped!"

"Engaged?! Ive been Facebook Raped!"

"Favorite Movies: 'Farm Boys 2 - Pitch my Fork'?! Ive been Facebook Raped!"
by MATTC88 June 11, 2009
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facebook trash

a person...or thing who:
1-puts up pics no one cares to see
2-tags people in those "tag yourself" things!
3-updates status every 5 minutes, no one cares that your eating yogurt watching jersey shore re-runs
4-you would look up this word to check if you fall under this category
guy 1-dude my dreams called me facebook trash last night...
guy 2- duuude thats harsh! and its a little gay that your talking bout your dreams.
by joey!! ;D April 19, 2010
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Facebook Humanitarian

someone that joins and/or becomes fan of all types of "causes" on Facebook and is always posting on his/her wall something about helping the poor and suffering. However in real life this person does not live up to this at all.
Guy: "hey did you see Kendra's FB page, she's joined like a 100 causes and is always reminding us to don't forget about the suffering and to stay green.

Guy2 : She's sucha Facebook Humanitarian; last night my father saw her running away in her hummer after dumping her old tv down the street.
by Kakashi-Senpai March 5, 2010
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Facebook Layoffs

Getting rid of all your "friends" that you now don't talk to, care about, have never met, or just now "dislike." Similar to a company trimming the fat in the their labor force.
Just went through a round of facebook layoffs... and man, it feels good.
by Carbomb May 17, 2011
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Facebook in-law

The familial or friend relationship that occurs when your friends and family add your significant other, whom they don't really know, to their Facebook friends list just because you two are together.
My boyfriend is now my cousin's Facebook in-law since she added him to her Facebook friends list!
by Jody M May 15, 2010
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