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Full English

A sexual encounter that starts out quite civilized, but you wake up in the morning to find your duvet has been stolen.
He told me in his charming accent that he worked as an intern at the British Museum. How was I to know he’d end up giving me the Full English?
by Cheeerio December 24, 2023
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English Muffin

A man with a hat and beard who inappropriately friendly with dogs that he meets in parks.

There is no requirement that they be English. Person or dog.
You see that English Muffin over there befriending our dog?
by ManWithHatAndBeard December 27, 2023
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english patent

Londumb
farley: the english patent, it tastes good on a cracker!?!
by kennystr84 January 1, 2024
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English

The act of combining letters of a language to make them sound and look like more than they are. Usually when you 'English' it ends in anger and universal collapse
by Yesdaddyyesyesyesyes January 4, 2024
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dahntay’s english

It is the english that only Dahntay Broehl can speak fluently.
Oh your sentence isn’t making any sense. You must be using Dahntay’s English.
by krisxian January 31, 2024
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english mary

A Bloody Mary made with London Dry Gin instead of vodka
I always have a Bloody Mary, but I’m feeling saucy! I’ll have an English Mary
by HannaDanna February 3, 2024
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English teapot

Going at it doggy style and the woman starts fishing her asshole and the man uses her arm for leverage
Man I was railing this girl from behind and she said she wanted to do the English teapot and started fisting her asshole and had me grab her arm
by CodeNameMonty December 1, 2023
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