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Emotionally Unavailable

Evan is emotionally unavailable, that little fuck.
"Scooter Boy is emotionally unavailable, this is inconvenient since there has been an extreme emotional attachment formed by Liv"
by chickenshit55 January 8, 2022
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Emotionaly pissed

Emotionaly pissed-This is the HIGHEST form of hyperness, you can't get anymore hyper then this!
Girl 1: did you get the coke???
Girl 2: HELL YEH!! we are gonna get soooooo Emotionaly pissed!!!

Emotionaly pissed rokz!
by Hana rose May 23, 2006
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Emotional battery abuse

Emotional Battery abuse is when you harm another person’s emotions in a extreme way.

1. To say something with discriminatory language or to say something politically offensive to some one.
2. To say a super extremely offensive insult to some one.
.People who insults other languages, races, nationalities, religions, etc.

. People who mocks other languages and cultures
. Hate speech
. racial slurs

An example of a emotional battery abuse insult:

Your mother made a big mistake by giving birth to you”

Offensive stereotypes can also be a form of emotional battery abuse.
by Emotional battery abuse December 29, 2017
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Emotional Catfish

When someone talks big game (sexually) but can't back it up in person.
Jenny is a emotional catfish, she's been dirty to me and now she's scared.
by Riddle boi May 12, 2020
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Emotional Prostitution

Verb -

The act of seeking fulfillment through something other than self. Usually the person engaged in emotional prostitution is none other than the Emotional Prostitute
It wasn't uncommon for the Emotional Prostitute to engage in emotional prostitution
by An Emotional Prostitute November 21, 2010
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Pre-Emptive Deep-Sea Diving

Pre-Emptive Deep-Sea Diving is when, after taking an enormous shit, you pre-emptively stick your hand down in the toilet water and break up the gigantic turd BEFORE you flush, therefore avoiding an embarrasing overflow situation. Suffice to say, some prepartion is necessary. (If the situation around Uranus requires you to wipe immediately, just "stage" the used toilet paper (TP) on the edge of the bowl and flush them AFTER the crisis has resolved itself. Otherwise, wipe later. 1) Wad up a bunch of TP ahead of time, to be used to clean off your shit-stained finger tips after you've done the deed. 2) Pull your pants half-way up, just in case there is a flood. 3) DIVE!, DIVE!, DIVE! Stick that hand right down in there and start breaking that turd up. Don't be afraid to overdo it. 4) DON'T WIPE YOUR FINGERS OFF YET! Use your clean hand to flush, then quickly cross your fingers for good luck. 5) If all goes well, you've successfully dropped the Cosby Kids off at the pool. Congratulations! If it didn't work, skip Step 6 and proceed immediately to Step 7. 6) Use your pre-saved wad of TP to clean your fingers off, then drop the used TP in the bowl. Proceed to wipe your butt (or if you've pre-wiped, tap in the used TP) and drop the TP in the (now) nearly empty bowl. Whew! 7) If the poop break up did not work (or you were too pussy to do it!), quickly hobble out of the stall to the next stall and finish your paperwork there. Act innocent.
Ollie: Well, Stan, that was a delightful and quite filling meal. Now, if you'll just excuse me for a moment.

Stan: Don't forget about Pre-Emptive Deep-Sea Diving! (smiles sheepishly and scratches top of head).

Ollie: Indeed.
by The Sage Advice Man August 12, 2012
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