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egg drop

To fart in such a way that it smells like a dead or diseased corpse coupled with the aroma of rotten hard boiled eggs, spoiled meat, sulfur, and ketchup.fartflatulencepoopshit
Glenn: So things were going well, then I egg dropped in front of her......
Timmy: Dude, tell me you didn't.
by fartonpeople January 24, 2015
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egg juice

Another word for semen. Called egg juice because semen is meant to fertilize the female eggs.
"Ah fuck! I didn't pull out in time and spilled my egg juice inside of her!"
by The Nutmaster February 20, 2017
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egg

the state of being incomprehensibly awkward
person: WUT???????
everyone: ur a literal egg
by maydaylauren March 1, 2015
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Bear's Egg

A large shite from a non-descript large mammal.
From the idea that a bear, should it lay an egg, would be brown, hairy and quite large.
Oh fuck it. Sorry Your Majesty, I just stepped on a bear's egg. Do excuse me for a short while whilst I wipe it from my trouser leg.
by Norfolk Panther February 20, 2009
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egg on ya chin

wen youve done somthing realy stupid
"oi charlie you got egg on ya chin mate"
by kaaos_crust January 22, 2007
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Egg

Egg - noun
It's what comes out of a chicken, and then a chicken comes out of it. But, sadly, no one knows which came first. Apparently, the word 'egg' is also used for white people who like asian people and their culture; according to some, it also means 'smelly fat Russian' ...

to Egg - verb

The action of throwing raw chicken eggs from one's balcony at taxis which are passing by, late at night. After the egg reaches the target, the Egger thrower of the egg ducks out of sight and spies on the confused/angered taxi driver as he steps out to examine the 'damage'. The ultimate goal of an Egger is to egg (hit) a taxi twice - once whilst it is in motion, and once more after the driver has gotten back in to his car after the 'examination'. However, a true Egger never throws an egg at cars other than taxis, nor at any person, even the taxi driver himself/herself.
Our eggs will block out the Sun!

It's Saturday night, and the Eggers remain silently poised on their balcony, anticipating the taxi driver's shock and bewilderment.
by The Eggmen February 21, 2010
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Egg

An egg is someone who looks terrible or if you feel like then you say "I feel like an egg" bc eggs just sit there.
Ugh Randall is such an egg.
by east&southwest September 4, 2014
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