douch fag

douch fag what a gay man uses to clean out his ass

dude josh is such a douch fag

dude nice

by IMMAFIREINMAHLAZORBLARG November 2, 2009

douchacalypse

a disclosure to certain privileged persons hidden from the majority of mankind that the majority of mankind itself has become douchy.

Douchacalypse is a modification of the word Apocalypse (Greek: Ἀποκάλυψις Apokálypsis; "lifting of the veil" or "revelation") which is a term applied to the disclosure to certain privileged persons of something hidden from the majority of mankind. Today the term is often used to refer to Armageddon, also referred to as the end of the world, which may be a shortening of the phrase apokalupsis eschaton which literally means "revelation at the end of the æon, or age". In the Christian tradition, 'The Apocalypse' refers in particular to the Book of Revelation, the last book of the Bible.

Dude 1: "Dude, the Apocalypse may happen in 2012, but the Douchacalypse is already here in 2010."

Dude 2: "Dude, finding a hot, undouchy chick is hard enough, now I have to deal with this?

by your undouchiness January 7, 2010

douch burger

Adj.=to be a burger of douch similar to a "douch bag" but more creative and more insulting. if you call someone a douch burger they should instantly realize that they are dealing with a person of great superiority and should manage their time with the person accordingly.

schmidty- Err my names schmidty and i love internal bombings err
devin- schmidty your such a douch burger
schmidty- Err my names schmidty and i had no clue that i was dealing with a person with such superiority. i will adjust my day accordingly err.
devin- Err my names schmidty and im a douch burger errr.

by juan pe petuch July 15, 2010

Dophia

Now a dophia is kinda a funny word and you might even call your kids it just to tink them of but it’s not as bad as you think... A dophia is defined as a smart funny hot and charming girl they would most likely give you a cookie if you had a bad day and they don’t take no as an answer people like this are great as gf/bf but there mostly gay/lesbian you don’t wanna get on this persons bad side... because they will bite HARD

Guy one: IS THAT DOPHIA

Guy two:boy I know what your thinking and she’s MINE!
Dophia: No I’m not yours I’m the girl next doors

by Cookie girl 🍪 September 30, 2020

Supa-Fly Dolphin

When somebody is so fly they a supa-fly dolphin.

Gangsta 1: Yo dawg, that boy is a Supa-Fly Dolphin!
Gangsta 2: Fo' Real?
Gangsta 1: Damn straight Homie
Anthony Yeakey: I APPROVE!

by Tyrone B. Williams March 22, 2009

squeegeeing a dolphin

To masturbate

I used so much lotion on my junk that when I was tooling off it sounded like I was squeegeeing a dolphin

by 4merpunk June 14, 2010

Dolphin Dive

A dolphin dive is a patented sex move invented by Lapz at Laurentian University. The move occurs when a man feels obligated to perform oral sex on a woman, then upon arriving "downtown" finds a bush that ressembles the Amazonian Forest (something that requires a bushhog rather than a razor to trim).

At this point a man may perform "the dolphin dive" which emulates the form of a dolphin jumping or the classical dance move "the worm" which brings the man back up face to face with the woman. Thus, avoiding the awkward experience of notifying a woman that eating her vagina would be like chewing dental floss

Friend: Lapz did you go down on her? What'd she taste like?

Lapz: Nah man I had to do a dolphin dive

by Soft French Dick March 3, 2017