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Douchebag

1.
a small syringe for douching the vagina, especially as a contraceptive measure.
2.
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man).
3. English definitive.
A young an adrimable attractive young man named Alex.
That kid Alex might be really sexy an awesome but he's a douchebag!
by CrankyOldFart October 25, 2018
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punctum douchebag

A person who makes a grand gesture of deriving pleasure from a small detail which was the not original point of the image, sound, or situation in question.
G: Did you notice the bee that landed on the wall in the sex scene?

S: Whatever, punctum douchebag!

Roland Barthes (famous philosophical and linguistic writer and purveyor of French orgasms) is the ultimate punctum douchebag.
by loiterer August 26, 2009
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spazzing douchebag

someone who spazzes a lot and acts like a total douchebag. usually a jerk, has no life, mean, and brainless.
"wow Jacob E is such a spazzing douchebag!"
"i know right!!"
by mariya edgecombe December 3, 2011
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Accidental Douchebag Voice

ADV for short.

Male equivalent of a "RBF" or resting bitch face. Could be the sweest and most genuine person you know but sounds just like a douchebag.
Poor Johnny, he's always getting misunderstood cause of his Accidental Douchebag Voice (ADV).

Yeah, Thomas has severe ADV. He got punched once just cause of his accidental douchebag voice.
by Aunt Belflo October 14, 2016
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Mr. Douchebag

Someone who wears sunglasses, even when it's dark outside
Guy 1: Isn't Kyle such a Mr. Douchebag?
Guy 2: Yeah, he always wears those sunglasses, even when it was 2 AM!
by thejakeanator100 August 9, 2022
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Schrodinger's Douchebag

A person who says stupid stuff without thinking and backtrack, delete their tweet/comment or private when they get backlash.
Douchebag: u gotta be ill to read berserk. LIKE WHERE IS THE ENTERTAINMENT IN THIS
Guy: Your time for the 'shitty take to private account' speedrun was 49:43:00.00 could be better
Douchebag: i went priv to stop the quotes so my mutuals wouldn't have to see..but that didn't help
Everyone: Ok Schrodinger's Douchebag
by PomuHub March 12, 2022
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douchebag

a person who exibits massive amounts of douchebaggery and gayness or a person who calls themselves a pimp.
that kid bigalpimpin from eastchester is a giant douchebag
by kms12 December 26, 2008
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