Zellinger's Douchebag

Based off of Anton Zellinger, the man who discovered Quantum Entanglement (the theory that electrons have the ability in two positions at one time), A Zellinger's Douchebag never states their full, true position. They will always leave their opinion in the subtext, so in a scenario where they are called out for it, they can claim they never said that, despite clearly meaning it.

Zellinger's Douchebag: Did you know straight includes transwomen now?
Person 2: Are you trying to say transwomen aren't women?

Zellinger's Douchebag: What? No! When did I ever say that?

by somethingisntwrong;) July 7, 2025

Douchebag

A word meaning a bag of penises used to define someone who isn't acting accordingly to the social behavioural pattern.

My algebra teacher is a giant douchebag.

by Most19fuckeraround July 10, 2016

Double douchebag

Two pricks that are douchebags

Ah crap the Double douchebag's are here

by Eden0phoenix November 27, 2021

douchebag

Anyone who is literally complete trash at life and doesn't realize it yet. This person acts as if they aren't a total shit on a stick.

That Marcos kid is a complete douchebag

That douchebag should be put in a prison where he is prodded with a stick until he learns to shut the fuck up

by Mikkeeiscool March 25, 2017

Douchebag

A rating on the type A personality scale which ranges from Asshole to Douchbag.

John is an asshole but he gets things done. Dave on the other hand is a total Douchebag; he'll fuck you over in a heartbeat just to look good to the boss.

by Droobiedoo July 20, 2015

Schrodingers Douchebag

Someone who says something stupid and decides if it was a joke or not based on the reaction they get.

OP: Guys the electro fingering glove is Canon.

Everyone else: Uh what the fuck?

OP: Calm down it's just a joke.

Everyone else: okay schrodingers douchebag.

by Shittin' November 13, 2023

Douchebag

A male who wears Calvin Klein, Ugg boots, Crocs, LuLu Lemon or equivalent, who drives a Subaru, especially an STI

Of course that dude in Calvin Klein sweats and Crocs would be driving a STI. What a douchebag.

by Bpit4 May 31, 2024