Doinking

Doinking is trying to meet an objective that is most likely a waste of time, such as placing a square peg in a round hole.

Another situation you may find the word is when you are trying to create something out of what was seen as useless junk beforehand.

Some times, what you create after doinking is called a jerry-rig.

I was doinking with my broken computer when I realized I could use it to make an awesome belt.

When you're doinking around with an open receptical, be sure to use a plastic butter knife in the sockets and not a metal one.

by Xackery September 16, 2008

double dicking

two people each dicking the other around

Boy, Joe was really dicking Alan around.
Really? I thought Alan was dicking Joe around.
Yeah, I guess there was a lot of double dicking going on.

by tbigs April 7, 2010

dining at the y

To have a wonderful romantic dinner eating at the YMCA.

Trish and Geoff are dining at the y tonight.

by fancy_pants_mcgee November 10, 2008

dunking

a gay man having an affair with a fruit booter. this involes having sex under halfpipes.

Louis: dude I just fucked the shit out of that homo fruit booter at the skatepark.
Dirk: You're gay???
Louis: Yes, indeed I am.
Dirk:Are you married?
Louis: You mean like when you have a wedding with a....girl???
Dirk: Ummmm yeah.
Louis: Eww....umm I changed my mind about that shit with Holly.
Dirk: Fag bag.
Dunking.

by those hot bitches December 4, 2005

dicking

When something does not work out, or you get screwed over somehow...Always said with exclamation!

"I went to get playoff tickets, but they were sold out. I took a dicking!"

"Everyone got into the concert except for me, what a dicking!"

by sheeet June 20, 2006

Double Dicking

When two men have there dicks out and try to shove their dicks into each others urethra. There are championships for this and the current champion is "Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Ossas".

Tim: Did you see Pornhub's new double dicking video?
Leo: Yeh I cummed like never before.

by FML balling June 7, 2017

dining delovely

The act of a carny turned congressman eating pussy.

Robby's mouth was stick and Hibernia was all smiles after dining delovely.

by bob jones March 19, 2005