dingleberry

A smallish, semi-dry, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, when unwittingly rolled into a mixture with toilet paper lint by the action of wiping, becomes almost irremovably entangled among ones anal hair, a situationality exacerbated by the vigorous chafing and friction between the buttocks and most commonly remedied by the sad and almost entirely unavoidable remedy of plucking out at its root the individual hair to which each dingleberry is conjoined. Of related interest, dingleberries are often noted as having the vague odor of undigested corn or peanuts.

*Plink*

Ouch! Son of a bitch, that hurt!

Then, dingleberry is uphelp by a coarse and curly hair between the fingers about 6 inches in front of the face and marveled at by the viewer, who experiences waves of anger, wonder, and bitterness while contemplating in earnest the sordid and very stupid affair of shaving the unfortunate crease in his or her own ass.

by Joatamon December 28, 2005

dingle berry

A small piece of poo clinging for dear life on the ass hair like it's the gym rope

Ahhh! where are the scissors!

by Rashiem Mohomid Abdul Jabar Smith July 7, 2003

dingis

Use in the place of any word meaning 'penis'. Also a name to call your best friend.

Worm, your such a dingis. Dang, now thats one huge dingis.

by Riker May 3, 2006

Dingle Cherry

When dried up period blood is clumped together nicely on a females vagina.

"Alright, who used my toothbrush to clean off their dingle cherrys?"

David: "Dude did you see the Bloody Mary's vagina!?"
DJ: "Yeah she had mad dingle cherries!"

by Chief G May 14, 2008

dinosaur jr.

sick indie/lo-fi band out of the '80s and 90's. Members include J. Mascis (guitar and vocals), Murph (drums), and Lou Barlow (bass). Released their debut album Dinosaur in '85, and broke up in the late '90s

dinosaur jr. is a pretty sweet band.

by cubbienathan June 12, 2008

dingo fucker

A derogatory term for an Australian.

Look at that stupid dingo fucker with his outback hat.

by Draque December 6, 2004

everybody walk the dinosaur

What fail trolls on 4chan use to end stories that sound interesting to entice readers.

I met someone in the night who had a unique character and personality. She hinted that she wanted a night with me, so we went to her apartment. There was a little light next to the door, I turned it on. She then unlocked the door using her keycard. I chose to open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.

by sageru March 27, 2011