gutter dildo

A teething insult that one can bestow upon a fellow person, meaning to compare them to a filthy dildo only suitable to pleasure a dirty gutter.

"That guy wouldn't give me a refund!"
"Wow, what a gutter dildo."

by JamJamz April 1, 2015

grandma dildo

A old fashioned wooden dildo

Damn what dust filled attic did you find the grandma dildo at?

by bigbarbie86 April 16, 2015

Dildo Tank

Video game challenging players to shoot dildi into the vagina of a sloppily dancing marionette lady.

Hey Wade, let's go play some Dildo Tank!

by Wes Rupp da Muppet June 24, 2016

dildo filter

To reconsider advice given by a so-called "expert." Rather than listen to a man’s advice, a woman can consider his more optimal replacement.

He told me a woman's place was in the kitchen, so I put that thought through the dildo filter.

by whoisthepoet August 18, 2016

dildo

a fake penis

maddi uses dildo

by sharks28 October 26, 2016

Dildo

A plastic penis

Hannah bounced on a 12" dildo and cum all over the floor

by yep9 November 26, 2016

dildo

A fake dick use for female masturbation

my girlfriend used a dildo

by wienner November 28, 2016