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Getting a crusty

When you get a leaky boner, but cant do anything about it so it gets crusty
Bro i was in class and i was getting a crusty right when the teacher asked me to present, i couldnt adjust so now its stuck to my underwear
by Slightly Syko January 25, 2020
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Crusty

A spiritual, earthy person. Generally unwashed, possibly barefoot, and frugal.
Similar to: “crunchy” and “hippie”
Look at that crusty”
“That crusty guy with the dog
by Nicola1923declaration September 4, 2023
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Smelly Crusty Toast

Crusty toast is a sexual act performed by 2 people of same of different sex during intercourse. the first person has to shit all over the second person's chest, let it dry for 2 days while the second person feeds on his own shit and the butt juice from the shit drying on his chest. after the shit dries it has to be scraped off with a knife and put on a toast. voila! now both of them can enjoy a crusty toast on a pleasent wednesday morning!
"Dude, Mike and Molly had a smelly crusty toast this morning!"
by ballssucker2000 March 5, 2023
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Crusty Lobster

When your fingering your girl and suddenly fist her, forming your hand into a claw and yell money, money, money
Julian: Yo man you got some pussy last night

Kenny: Yeah man it was great I pulled the crusty lobster on her
by Chad kindle July 30, 2019
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Crusty Drawls Chamber of Beans

Rorys goon cave
"Where's Olivia, I haven't seen her in a while?"

"Have you checked the Crusty Drawls Chamber of Beans"
by EvilDiddy_Overlord9 February 16, 2025
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Crusty

When somthin is crusty it is dry and flaky
spice:Gabs your face is crusty

Gabs : let me get my vasaline
spice: dat aint goin to help...
by Main_Sidechick March 4, 2014
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Eye Crusties

Those little crusty things in your eyes that you get when wake up.
'Jessica woke up, and rubbed away the Eye Crusties.'
by MasterOfTheDumpyFart April 30, 2021
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