Person trained to aim guns, shoot guns, wears a cop uniform, and hold a position in a police officers unit, but doesn't do their job. Looks at the protestutes, doesn't really have the nose for suspecting anything fishie while something fishie is going on. Doesn't just like donuts, but likes little kids too. Usually grubby hands. Will let people he knows that speed or do drugs go if catches them, like coke heads or a jock with a nice vehicle. Or an insane or insane jock in a nice vehicle.
That cop knew me because I played baseball with his son in school, and when he like caught me with coke he let me go, because he said he knew me.
Artificial cop.
Artificial cop.
by europopian August 26, 2009
by MAZZORINI March 14, 2018
Irish term for common sense, the ability to recognise something and do it because you should just know how and when to
by RandomIrishFella May 24, 2023
a result of a friend, stranger, or acquaintance making police relations possible ( by accident or on purpose ) with a member of the police force of the same or opposite sex.
The sheriff made it impossible for a citizen to report a crime because he told his deputies to not pay attention to no parking signs for his friends. He cop-blocked me.
by all american boy June 07, 2012
Chat Cops are online moderators who maintain order in a live online multi-person chat community. Their main responsibility is to ensure that the chat rules are being adhered to. They warn members if they are breaking rules and they normally have the power to mute users either temporarily or permanently. The position is often unpaid and can be stressful. Rational individuals won't do it for long, unless they have a fetish for power or have a found a way to use the position for personal gain. This inevitably leads to abuse of one sort or another.
by Ghostnipple July 17, 2024
Really..... You're going to show me that shit and you dumb motherfuckers admonish her for fucking her NOT RETARDED co-workers? That's the story huh? Not that she's fucking disabled criminals.... but that she's fucking NOT disableds.... This is exactly why you will never get the unity that you want. This is why your bullshit worldview will never be universalized.
Hym "Yeah.... Ok.... I no longer believe in body hair... I think you are all just so full of shit that it eeks out of your pours continuously... I'm at a loss for words.... No no no you know what? You're right. You're all clearly better than me. I was wrong. You CLEARLY know something I don't. Sex cop? Really!? Yeah, no I definitely need to improve myself because I'm clearly not good enough to understand sex cop = bad and retard sex cult = good. And you are. CLEARLY. You should all be the moral arbiters of what is acceptable behavior in society. I would probably understand if I wasn't so fucking inferior. That's got to be it. Maybe the retard gets it. I get it! She must not have gotten all of her work done after she fucked the other not retarded cops. That has to be it. It can't POSSIBLY be that you're all full of shit and I'm not. You're just better. As a matter of fact, Todd should be paying all of you! He should pay all of you for editing and producing the thing I wrote. I makes so much sense! I just..."
Iam "He's.... He's just going to keep going...."
Hym "My eyes are opened Iam! I've seen the light! I know see error of my ways! God! What could I have possibly been thinking before!? I need to turn my life around! Immediately! Everything changes today! I going to start by..."
Iam "He's.... He's just going to keep going...."
Hym "My eyes are opened Iam! I've seen the light! I know see error of my ways! God! What could I have possibly been thinking before!? I need to turn my life around! Immediately! Everything changes today! I going to start by..."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2023
ACAB Cop Caller
Some cuck that is all super anti-police, mainly all BLM and LGBT but can be anything anti police, after claiming they are anti police call the police on EVERYTHING cuz they are snitch ass pussies. Shout out to @realbayareamemes on ig
Some cuck that is all super anti-police, mainly all BLM and LGBT but can be anything anti police, after claiming they are anti police call the police on EVERYTHING cuz they are snitch ass pussies. Shout out to @realbayareamemes on ig
ACAB Cop Caller: FUCK THE POLICE! ABOLISH THE POLICE.
Person: Jaywalks*
ACAB Cop Caller: OMG OMG ITS A CRIME FUCK FUCK 911! 911!!! HE IS DOING SOMETHING ILLEGAL NOTICE ME NOTICE ME!
Person: Jaywalks*
ACAB Cop Caller: OMG OMG ITS A CRIME FUCK FUCK 911! 911!!! HE IS DOING SOMETHING ILLEGAL NOTICE ME NOTICE ME!
by niggasandwiggasunite! June 06, 2024