Amazon Cop

A fake police officer (usually located in Florida) who purchases deceptive items from Amazon in order to fulfill a deeply rooted psychiatric desire for a false sense of superiority & control.

Amazon Cop: A suspect was detained for having red and blue flashing lights in his vehicle, while wearing a "Police issued" Police Halloween costume.

by Shellbacks Club🐢 April 13, 2023

copping buddy

Someone you can get high with like if u smoke meth or heroin but u don't wanna do it alone because doing it alone feels scummy plus it's good to have someone there to hold u back if u go crazy so u both get high together and are copping buddies

"She's not my bitch were just copping buddys"

by MethKitty February 5, 2014

easy cop

To buy something verry easily or ti dteal something verry easily

Javi: hey david did u finnese the new pair of jordans from jose
David:ofc i had to it was an easy cop

by Javier Sainz aka j dog aka October 23, 2017

Cop

People with small, yet somehow ridiculously stinky, balls that also can get away with shooting any minority.

"Wow that cop that just shot that man has some tiny, yet somehow ridiculously stinky, balls."

by xXXmillennialcoolXXx February 14, 2022

TV cop

The one kind of cop more full of shit than a regular cop.

The TV Cop kept talking about how what he did to that unarmed black guy made him a real life hero, that it was more than TV.

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020

Cop the cow

A stupider way of saying stop the cap

"Dude did he just say cop the cow?!?"
"Yes he did xD"

by person342093 January 6, 2021

the cop store

The police station, Jail

I'd speed but I don't want to get arrested and taken to the cop store

by iamsassyfrassy January 30, 2018