coon-wannabe

it is where a where white people who try to be black but it does not work out , also it is sometimes called a raccoon

man, look at billy being some coon-wannabe

by cmslava101 February 21, 2017

Coon

The act of bringing a empty briefcase with you wherever you go in hopes you can hook up with a negative 22 (hella ugly girl) at a shitty dive bar in Manhattan by impressing her with your dumb, empty briefcase.

Person 1: yo, bro
Person 2: yeah, man? What's up?
Person 1: you tryna coon it up after work?
Person 2: yeah. Bet. Lemme grab my briefcase and be on my way.

by El Barto 001 July 3, 2021

Coon

Wide vaginal otherwise 360 pussy

That girl is such a coon she went with the whole football squad

by YO MOMS TWOT June 9, 2018

coon biscuit

any compact car with every seat or more completely occupied with black people.

while driving down the road, I passed a geo metro filled with five coons. I turned to my wife and said, "look at that coon biscuit!"

by Tyron Alexander Jones April 20, 2022

Coon

A black person who kisses up to white people because of self shame, often caused by race, or just wanting to fit in with the white man. This often happens in private schools or predominantly white schools. As everyday people want to fit in, coons often forget their true self.

“Bruh Izzy is such a coon 😔”

“coon ahh💀💀💀💀💀💀💀”

by the Scholarin May 11, 2022

Coon Powers

Extreme abilites to perform unordinary tasks that only black people have

Jermaines coon powers were relly kicking in during the race.

by almigtytankson October 16, 2016

coon

A racial slur for a black person.

If said by a non-black person, it's the same thing as nigger.

But if said by a black person, it actually means uncle tom.

White racists actually don't use the word that much anymore, these days it's mostly used by black power advocates to insult black people who are too "white-friendly" for them.

If Martin Luther King was alive today preaching about friendship between the sons of slaves and the sons of slave owners, black radicals would call him a coon in a second.

by Hamstergamer January 23, 2017