Mix period blood and diarrhea into a liter of coke. For an extra punch, you can pee and make it lemon cherry.
by Idomydefsirlnumber2 August 28, 2025

by KERWK May 5, 2022

guy 1: hey thats nice the waiter brought us salt
guy 2: DONT EAT IT SNIFF IT
guy 1: aahhh i see its coke isnt it!
guy 2: DONT EAT IT SNIFF IT
guy 1: aahhh i see its coke isnt it!
by xX_anonymoussubscriber_Xx May 22, 2017

I got my ass kicked by rich hippies for selling them this amazing new drug known as Italian Coke.....turns out, it's just finely grated Parmesan Cheese.
by CreamyFartz January 14, 2023

Jack n Coke is a highball cocktail made by mixing Jack Daniel's brand Tennessee whiskey with Coca-Cola. It's quite popular in the southern regions of the USA and the illegitimated state of Taiwan. The drink is somber in nature and is usually consumed by a man who is down on his luck and at his wits end. Study's have shown that 56% of avid Jack n Coke consumers will commit suicide at least once in there life. Study's have also shown that 3 in 5 members of AA had an addiction to Jack and Coke. The drink is commonly referred to in songs of the rock and hard rock genre as well as many country music songs. Its a Great drink for a night out on the town or some drinks with the boys! The first recorded consumer of Jack n Coke was John Lennon in 1976, just 4 years before he had killed himself.
Friend: Hey man how was that exam? do you think you passed?
Me: Well I'm drinking a Jack n Coke
Friend: So are you going out to party or will you be killing yourself this evening sir?
Me: Well I'm drinking a Jack n Coke
Friend: So are you going out to party or will you be killing yourself this evening sir?
by penisadult November 24, 2021

The singel greatest product to ever bless us with its existens. It is not fit for mear mortals but for gods. We as hummans shuold enbrace it an kill everybodey that dosen´t.
by Jorma kallioinen jonasson November 28, 2022
