Chili Asian

A sad Asian man who simps for online furry egirls, usually has a penis no bigger than 4 inches. Only plays outdated games from 2010 and dates girls 12 or younger.

Look at that Chili Asian over there, He's such a degenerate.

by AstroSquad July 12, 2020

Chili Dog

When someone sharts and you put your dick between their sharty cheeks.

My girlfriend is sick, so she let me chili dog her last night!

by Jaylovesdinos August 18, 2020

Chili Dogg

When you're gay as fuck, and you smash your dudes chili ring, but there's some poo residue on your penis. So you have him suck it off.

Yo, Kyle said he smashed Chad lastnight. But he ended having to feed him a chili dogg.

by spitroast69 August 25, 2020

six alarm chili

The act of placing a finger full of tiger balm or icy hot in and/or around someone's butthole.

Lois: Peter, I don't think "six alarm chili" is going to feel as good as you think. I mean, look at the name!

Peter: Lois, this is going to save our marriage. In fact, use two fingers and get in there deep!

*45 seconds later*

Peter: AH! AHHH! OH GOD!! IT'S LIKE A POPSICLE MADE OF RUBBING ALCOHOL!!!

by akaMrAndOrMsAlias October 1, 2020

chili nuke

When someone eats so much chili that they poop their pants and fill the room with highly toxic gas.

"Man, Why did you chili nuke?"

by You stupid... October 7, 2020

Pumping Chili

Vomiting violently.

"Where's Ralph?"
"Oh he's in the bathroom pumping chili. He had a wild night."

"Yo, this guy's pumping some mad chili."

by Jn17 October 3, 2013

Chili Cheesed

To "dip" out on paying someone. To straight up embarrass someone. To act a fool.

"Dude you totally chili cheesed Hop City after the tournament was over."

"Dude you chili cheesed that dude about getting weird."

"We got weird and chili cheesed last night."

by hopcity May 15, 2012