Red Hot Chili Peppers

A group of sex offenders cleverly disguised as a band.

Where did Lily go?

Well, Anthony Kiedis from Red Hot Chili Peppers was at my house earlier...

by CYNMD August 13, 2022

Cincinnati Chili Basket

1. A hot mess; see also dumpster fire. Derived from the chili concoction originating from Cincinnati, OH. It is well known that all such variants are distinctively not authentic chili but an unholy facsimile of hot messy mystery meat and a greasy spunk loosely described as "sauce". The name "chili" is further desecrated by spooning the goop on top of spaghetti that was boiled in aged hot dog water. As a final affront to humanity, a prolific amount of shredded cheese is then deposited upon it, assuring various degrees of gastro-intestinal damage to the consumer.

2. A Cleveland Steamer after partaking in Cincinnati chili.

1. That last staff meeting where Bob lost his shit with Phyllis for 30 minutes was a real Cincinnati Chili Basket.
2. After eating at Skyline Chili, we went back to my place and I gave Barbara the fucking biggest Cincinnati Chili Basket of her god damn life!

by Boodreaux November 22, 2019

Canadian Chili Dog

When someone spreads your ass cheeks and sticks your ass to a cold pole in the middle of winter.

Ed: Did you hear?! Jason totally did a Canadian Chili Dog
Barry: Ya I heard… his mom had to come and bring him a bowl of boiling water to luge down the pole so his butthole wouldn’t tear!

by DerykS. July 24, 2022

Chili dog

Adjective:

A slang term describing ones penis after preforming messy anal sex. The “chili” refers to the poop that is strewn about the penis.

Verb:

the act of either giving or receiving anal that was not properly prepared for resulting in ones penis coming out covered in feces.

Charlie really gave Carson a chili dog last night Eww...

by CharlieSzlanski June 13, 2021

chili miner

To be stuck in a building of some sort, either against your will or sheer laziness.

dude1: hey man you wanna go smash the clubs tonight?

dude2: nah man im just not wanting to go out tonight.

dude1: bro you been inside this house the past 8 days, you need to stop being a goddamn chili miner!

by CAGHIO October 19, 2010

Chili Punching

When a man, particularly named Ken, douses his hand in a spicy chili. He then proceeds to repeatedly punch everything in sight that is alive. Babies, the elderly, it doesnt matter.

Ken was banned from the nursing home for repeatedly Chili Punching people.

by Chili Puncher May 30, 2019

Chili 🌶️ Red

Any pasta, preferably spaghetti, with chili. Common in Ohio and Northeast. Winter comfort food.

I think I’m going to have chili 🌶️ red tonight for dinner.

by donsbddbvgddsferfgdsdvsdvsdcvs May 18, 2023