Chav

Sometimes pretty sometimes the worst ppl on earth.i love chavs but the need to watch their gobs the always smoke a fuck ton off weed,sell elfbars,lostmarys and eluxs in the schl bathrooms to year7s wear half an inch of makeup 2 schl have slugs for eyebrows but if ur on their good side then you've always got some1 2 back you up when ur beefing a slag they r always there 4 you but you better pray that you're never on their bad side

what's up with her eyebrows?

she's a chav.

by kaycies gorgeous 💗 March 21, 2023

Bemmy Chavs

basically the kids that think they are hard really most of them are usually at bemerton heath harlequins FC or usually hanging out near the bus stop on a school day how you know that someone is a bemmy chav is if someone is wearing a puffer jacket and doing some shit chavs do

mate these bemmy chavs though

by big fat tubby December 29, 2022

chav

well, chavs are usual teens or young adults and are the sort of people you don’t want to mix with. they smoke, do drugs, skip school, fail school etc. boys tend to where shitty caps 24/7 an girls tend to wear tight jeans to show off they’re non existing ass (which they would stick out in photos) as well low cut tops to show off their tits, but not too low cut so you can’t see their push up bra. girls have these messy, floppy buns on the top of their head and decide to sing along to chavvy music in their fake designer tops with their drawn on eyebrows but no other make up on snapchat. boys seem to wear hoodies as well as their caps as mentioned before. all the chavs seem to speak like, ‘bruh, i’ll bang your out bruv. nah mate, don’t be getting rude. you’re bare snakey man. i’m getting vexed, lowe it bro. alow it. me an ma g’s will come shank u ousside maccies bruv. mums, mums i’ll do it.’
speaking of ‘maccies’ or ‘mcdonald’s’, they always seem to be hanging around outside but don’t actually have enough money to go in.

chav 1: “bruv, if i giv yu the last fag, u best mums it you’ll gimme on tomo bro.”
chav 2: “yeh yeh bruv, truss.”
chav 3: “ew look at that rags girl man, she’s bare dog bruv.”

by trust me it’s true January 8, 2019

chav bhav bhangi

Anally penetrating yourself, while sucking a vagina.

"let's do chav bhav bhangi Missy right now up my ass"

by Macdonald's November 13, 2017

chav

A chav is a Northern English term for one who is all things lowly. A chav's some purpose in life is to cause chaos and disturb the peace of others

After repeatedly impersonating his wife over the phone and bringing humiliation upon his friends, Ryan was dubbed the local chav of the greater Seattle area...

by outhereforasec December 1, 2019

chav

a word that means you are really pretty don’t get offended if someone calls you a ‘chav’

lucas- damn she’s a chav!
adam- omg wow.

by smartmfers February 22, 2021

chav's

chav's are people who wear urban clothing can be considered wanna be's..occasionally hang out in fastfood places...or malls..diong nothing..usually white ppl...

mom-hey honey what'd you do today..??
kidd-went to mcd's
mom-thats all and with who?
kidd-me an freinds
mom-what did yo do there
kidd-sit and chill
mom--thats all wait with who?wait...
narrator(kidd left room)
obviouseley chav's hang at mc's

by 1#chavwhoisawesomebtch.. September 20, 2010