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Chair

An erect penis... When a guy is hanging out with a girl and she leaves the room for a minute, he pull his dick out and get it hard so when she comes back he can offer her a "chair"
She might say "aww thanks babe, so thoughtful! you pulled up a chair for me, now I have somewhere to sit"

Or if she doesn't notice right away he might say "I pulled up a chair for you, have a seat. You're welcome"
by El.gallo.bonita January 21, 2024
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Chairing

A tik tok trend where you scare someone sitting in a chair by coming up behind them and folding their clothes while their still in them. Pronounced: "Chair-ing"
"I love chairing people, its so funny!"
by SphereSquared January 23, 2024
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chair dent

a term used by annoying stan twitter gays and other social rejects who never stop looking at a screen, to describe someone like them, who spends way too much time sitting on a gaming chair and staring at a screen causing it to have a dent on it.
"chi girl have you seen that girls discord screentime? her chair dent must be huge!"

"bitch u spend the better part of ur day on twitter."
by lilfishprincess January 26, 2024
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DXRacer red and black chair

The great chair that the incredible Milescraft 01 sat on
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A DXRacer red and black chair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Milescraft 01 April 11, 2023
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Doctor Chair

Guy 1: Doctor Chair’s dead lmao
Guy 2: Wow that was really insensitive.
by CinnamonRoll2215 April 20, 2023
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Faraj Chair

“Faraj chair” That single chair in a hotel room that's always somehow facing the bed.

And Faraj always finds himself in that chair, because he’s a cuck 💀
There’s always a Faraj chair in a hotel room.
by Rodri Is Mid April 21, 2023
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chair

code name for my crush fr, sweetest, cutest, funniest, best person of all time. literally
my favorite person atm. king fr
person 1:omg did you see chair look at you
me:OH MY GOD NO WAY HE DIDNT
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