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Goon Cave

When you have a euphoric and long goon sesh in the bedroom of cchilds. Nothing is off limits and the room is at your disposal. Multiple goons can be present to use the space
Goon 1: Dude, where can we go tonight to goon?
Goon 2: The Goon Cave obv. Cchilds won’t be around so we have dibs
Goon 3: Hell yeah man, lets get in there asap. It’s been a long day and I need a few hours to goon out
by oralrobyngooner February 3, 2024
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Man Cave

A Man Cave is a space in a house that is created by a man... for man... usually to fulfill his needs for watching sports and working on hobbies.
A Man Cave is often located in a Garage or Basement... especially if the space is set up as a duel purpose area.
It's almost mandatory to have a home theater system for watching sports or fishing videos or workout videos or Harley upgrade videos, etc..
It's also a space that is best done while the man is a bachelor... so that female input does not interfere with your man cave plans. A married man probably cannot get away with saying, "I need to spend $20,000 of our hard earned money to build a space just for me". A bachelor... naturally... can get away with this.

A Man Cave build often comes after a divorce.
Finally... it's a space that is very diverse depending on the man's needs.
A Man Cave can have posted RULES that are directed at female visitors. For example... the rules might dictate who is in charge of the remotes and the audio/video media.
A Man Cave can be visited by ladies... especially when they need something built of fixed... but the lady has to adhere to rules if posted.
Dude or Bro... It's college football Saturday... I'll be working on my Harley while watching some games if you want to come over.
My Man Cave is set up as a Workshop Man Cave.
Hey Babe... I'll be in the Man Cave today... so just let yourself in.
by The Urban American Guy November 18, 2021
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Muddy man cave

When a woman inserts a funnel into a man’s rectum and proceeds to hover over him while masturbating to the point of squirting, which she does into the funnel
Zo Was feeling freaky after drinking GHB and was more than elated to give her man a muddy man cave
by Gorilla zo and hurricane February 4, 2022
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Cave in

A big dent in your chest (also called pectus excavatum) which turns you into the cavinator
by oscar the fat kid December 8, 2019
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in the cave

In the cave refers to being "in hiding" when training in MMA.
person 1:Where have you been?

person 2:I have been "in the cave" training for about 3 months.
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Egg Cave

A browser game where you adopt virtual pets that start out as eggs and when people click or feed them, they grow.
by I really like him October 16, 2018
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Cave-In

When you are wiping your ass, but you rip the toilet paper and get shit all over your fingers.
"Holy shit dude, I just had a cave-in!"
"Why is their shit on my fucking fingers? I guess I had a Cave-in!"
by Testicool42 December 20, 2024
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