canteen punk

A device consisting of several sharp spikes for temporary holding of a variety of vegetables before preparation for cooking.

Grab another spud off the canteen punk will ya?

by EH? June 20, 2004

Cartered

v. 'to be cartered' or 'to carter'

If you were travelling in a group but were at the back, quite a way behind the rest, and you were then attacked or abducted, you would be said to have been 'cartered'.

From the teacher, 'Mrs Carter,' who is rumoured to have demonstrated this on students travelling from the games field too slowly.

Girl 1: Where's Lucy?
Girl 2: I don't know, she was behind us...
Girl 1: Oh my god, what if she's been cartered!

Girl 1: What happened to you last night? You just disappeared!
Girl 2: It was awful, I got cartered by David Tenninch and the QEGS aliens!

by bethg February 25, 2011

carter

he is a very ugly person whom likes to simp. he goes from girl to girl asking for head, all he wants is sum pussy but cant get nun sadly. he used to be obsessed with zoe metheny but then switched up on her bc she didnt want to give head to his micro penis, so then went to kylie downer trying to get head.

carter is a ugly ass bitch that just wants pussy and looks like sid from toy story and ice age.

by your simping king September 19, 2019

coach carter

A way of shooting a guy down using a whole clip.

If you've seen the movie,
The drug dealer gets shot down with more than one shot.

Nigga ima go coach carter on you.

by someguy June 19, 2006

Carterising

To spread sexually transmitted diseases around a small village, or other small community.

When Dan Carter arrived in the village of Begbroke it was chlamydia free. This was followed by an outbreak of Carterising.
It isn't now.

by Oxon February 2, 2009

Carter Love

any male with bright red hair. Often hates to be referred to as a ginger. Generally a douche to most people he meets.

Sara: hey have u talked to that ginger over there?

Ali: DONT CALL HIM THAT. He's a total Carter Love and might

punch you if he hears you!

by GBJUI765YRTYKF June 30, 2011

canteloupe

Someone with a really large head, especially if there's a lack of hair

Hey, Mr. Canteloupe! Has your head exploded recently?

by yeargh May 9, 2016