grease cakes

A slow, dim-witted young man by the name of Mike Peterson. He likes to pork overweight older women with paunches.

Grease cakes is coming over! Hide your folks!

by Phartman July 9, 2004

Grumble cakes

A term used by Strongbad. They are in competition with "The Cheat Cakes". The slogan for The Cheat Cakes is "Only liars and cheaters eat grumble cakes, and those people go to prison. Just ask The Cheat!"

"I could kill for some some delicious grumble cakes right about now"

by Brett Himself June 11, 2006

cakey cake

A delicious cake. Can refer to any type of cake but it must be delicious. Mediocre cakes are not cakey cakes.

I cannot wait until we have cakey cake tonight.

by Kellykel August 29, 2007

lame cake

to describe a situation or object

"this job is lame cake"

by choker January 23, 2009

half of cake

A pound of cocaine. Approximately 25,000$
As heard in The Notorious B.I.G's song -Ten Crack Commandments.

Heard in three weeks she sniffed a whole half of cake up.

by DeadlySorry May 28, 2016

Mad Cake

A huge ass

“You got mad cake my guy!”

by eaaaatmybuttttt September 16, 2018

bitch-cakes

To go bitch-cakes is somewhat synonymous with to throw a hissy fit but crazier and with an implication of a physical outburst

Coined by Beth on NewsRadio

Beth: "If my boyfriend acted like that, I would go absolutely bitch-cakes."

by Kathryn January 18, 2004