A variation on the classic upper decker, combined gracefully with the dry dock.
Step 1: Turn off the water for the toilet at the valve.
Step 2: Perform one last flush, draining the remaining tank water.
Step 3: Perform an upper decker, but do not turn the water on. A loose stool is recommended here, with inspiration being drawn from the name.
Step 4: Leave the toilet, water off and bowl emptied, with the chili base in the tank.
Ideally, the smell will draw attention. The unfortunate victim them turns the water back on, thus "making the chili." Next, a flush...and aged (or "simmered") brown streams of Texas brown flow into the bowl. A true masterpiece, intended only for the very brave!
Step 1: Turn off the water for the toilet at the valve.
Step 2: Perform one last flush, draining the remaining tank water.
Step 3: Perform an upper decker, but do not turn the water on. A loose stool is recommended here, with inspiration being drawn from the name.
Step 4: Leave the toilet, water off and bowl emptied, with the chili base in the tank.
Ideally, the smell will draw attention. The unfortunate victim them turns the water back on, thus "making the chili." Next, a flush...and aged (or "simmered") brown streams of Texas brown flow into the bowl. A true masterpiece, intended only for the very brave!
"I'm playing a long game. My in-law's bathroom has a chili waterfall simmering--can't wait until they find it!"
by Jack Trager August 13, 2023
Get the Chili Waterfallmug. by Tea bottle July 2, 2016
Get the Chili dogmug. Vomiting violently.
"Where's Ralph?"
"Oh he's in the bathroom pumping chili. He had a wild night."
"Yo, this guy's pumping some mad chili."
"Oh he's in the bathroom pumping chili. He had a wild night."
"Yo, this guy's pumping some mad chili."
by Jn17 October 3, 2013
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by Squeaky Deadwood September 6, 2021
Get the Spicy Chili Corndogmug. When a bougie bitch has explosive diarrhea!
I was about to hook up with this fine bitch lastnight but she went to the bathroom and turned to yacht chili.
by Convenienttpw September 1, 2023
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Get the Chili Dwindlermug.