Monkey with Braces

A clit piercing. Comes from the slang word "monkey" for a girls "area", and the insersion of metal into said area.

Steve: Did you hear? That girl has a monkey with braces.
Sarah: Ouch. You couldn't pay me enough to do that.

by MonkeySansMetal August 6, 2007

Red Eyed & Branded

When a female responds to sexual invitation by pretending to begin perform a blow job, while in actuality moving a knee into position slam into the males genitals. After testicular incapacitation the woman maces the man's face. Optionally followed by "branding" in the form of minor genital mutilation to symbolize promiscuity.

Don't worry! No one else will want that manwhore. He's been Red Eyed & Branded.

by Qoylurani October 31, 2010

Bracebridge

One of the crappier towns of Muskoka

"Wow, Bala has really gone downhill. It sort of looks like Bracebridge now."

by Lizard22 August 17, 2008

SHAFT BRANCO RF

a giant faggot that weighs 350 pounds

yo man, ur such a shaft branco rf

by SHAFT BRANCO RF October 22, 2008

Jelly bracelets

Ok... I've been wearing jellies since 7th grade and i wear them but i don't go by the official color code... so here is mine

black-sex (any kind)
sliver- French Kiss
clear- snappers choice (no sex)
blue- kiss (kiss type is your choice)
purple- girls choice

by KITTYLOVER July 22, 2004

scene bracelet

a bracelet worn by scene kids usually made out of some sort of bandana...

Hey, that scenester is wearing a scene bracelet made out of a white bandana.

by HeyKate December 9, 2007

Branch

To mix water in your alcohol or liquor to prevent you from getting a hangover.

Man#1 Hey, you wanna mix that vodka with a little bit of sprite?

Man#2 Naw, I'm drankin' this shit branch so I don't get a headache.

by Boo & Brasen March 15, 2009