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open bobs

Used by miscers, body builders from forums on the internet. Typically used to ask a girl on webcam to show her boobs.
by tinychatter September 15, 2013
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bob's-mom

Bah · bzz · mah · mmm

Origin: Bob's mom is a innocuous and arbitrary reference to a fictitious mother. Bob's mom acts as a less specific object of "Your Mom" jokes and references. Substitutes may include: Jon's Mom, Mike's Mom, Bill's Mom. Used mostly in the politically correct work environment to allow for kinder and more gentle "Mom" jokes that don't offend anyone in specific. For example:

Aaron: This project is huge and will take commitment and focus to get it done right.
Robert: Heh, just like Bob's Mom.
Aaron: I'm reporting you to HR.
Robert: Who's She?

More recently it is used as an adjective or verb.

adj.
1. used up; cashed; secondhand; second rate.
2. showing age or worn out.
3. Tired.
verb.
1. expend or consume.
2. take advantage of; exploit.
3. to get humiliated (bukkake); pwned; wasted.
-adjective.
1. this beer is bob's-mommed, shoot me another one.
2. bob's-mom jokes are so bob's-mom.
3. Jez, this baseball glove is pretty bob's-mommed.

-verb.
1. Let's go out tonight and get bob's-mommed.
2. Quick! bob's-mom that beer, it's your turn to bat!
3. I bob's-mommed all over her face, then slapped her with a ham sandwich.
by Mark Weber April 23, 2008
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Pulled a Bob

To do something really averagely. Called pulling a Bob since bob is such a common name.
-Hey, whatcha get on the physics test?
-Pulled a Bob on that one.. got a C.
by Diksha Gupta May 5, 2008
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Bob's Law

Bob's Law states that smoke detector batteries will only run out and start beeping in the middle of the night. Coined by Bob Dodge on a sleepless night of August 1, 2008.
My smoke detector started beeping at 3am last night. It's Bob's Law.
by BobTheBruin September 28, 2008
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b bob

Giving a teacher head while not bringing suspicion to the act.
She gave the teacher the B bob and never did another thing in class.

Mr. J accepted the B bob from Jana and she could play basketball again.
by mandymoshottimus March 27, 2015
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Bob Fossil

A gay guy from the mighty boosh who works in a zoo. He takes skool kids on tours of the zooniverse. he is scared of floating cups nd think pocket cups rock. he has a talk box which he makes howard moon speak into so he can remember the names of the animals. He doesn't like cricket!!! he rocks lol
(dancing to song 'i don't like cricket'.music stops)
Bob Fossil: and thats why i don't like cricket.

!!!
by liisy December 16, 2008
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ugly bob

a bob who is too ugly for words. I hate ugly bob, he's so ugly.
if I had a dog that had a face like ugly bob I would shave it's ass and make it walk backwards.
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