Panda Bandit

The desire to insert ones' meat into another's anus

Q: That "Burdy" lad is a right polish panda bandit!
A: So's your mum!
Q: You're mum on toast...

by Granty Babes April 2, 2008

One Armed Bandit

A bloke with a ruined gag reflex who hangs around toilets in Norfolk offering 'extras' to other blokes using the facilities.
So named as 1 arm is much larger than the other due to the amount of repeated 'stroking' of other mens cocks it performs, usually for £5 or less.

Gayboy 1 - "Hey Julian, please can you hold my Babycham, I'm off to the little boys room"
Gayboy 2 - "OK, but you'd better not have a go on the One Armed Bandit while you're in there!"
Gayboy 1 - "I won't I promise, girl"
Normal bloke from the North - "You queers disgust me"

by David Wild August 3, 2008

Bandit

Incredibly stupid person.

Don't be such a bandit

by Tomtom April 13, 2003

Quim Bandit

A collector of the quim.

Shirley's quim was soaking wet, and so Nigel decided to don the act of the quim bandit in order to win himself a lumpkin.

A: Go eat some quim you fucking quim.
B: I ain't know muhfucking quim bandit.

by Quim Bandit January 25, 2011

wet bandit

the act of eating a vagina with a dip in preferably longhorn. After you are done munching her pink hole you take the dip out and insert it in her vagina.

last night i was eating out jess after i was done working that pussy i gave her the wet bandit

by noobler elf October 24, 2007

bandit

Generally aimed in the UK towards those who annoy you and piss you off.

Also found around the world:
Spanish - "el bandito..."
French - "le bandite..."

Also in other context, "bandit" can be attached to other words eg.
arse-bandit

Dave:"Dude, i just screwed your mum!"
Tom:"Argh...Dave, you bandit!"

by Jules May 25, 2004

Bandit

A 'Red-Eyed Bandit' is a stoner who looks really high, dopey and red eye'd from smoking chronic. ANYONE can tell that a 'red-eyed bandit' is on drug's.

"You're doing the 'Red-Eyed Bandit', you'd better not go home yet."

by Diego August 17, 2003