Spaghetti blowjob

Where you get a plate of spaghetti and put the noodles around the mans penis. The girl then puts spaghetti sauce on the mans balls. And she/he sucks all the mess off

Elijah:Chill my balls are sensitive

Aiden :This is a spaghetti blowjob, don’t complain bitch

Spaghetti blowjob by Big Daddy UGH February 27, 2019

working man's blowjob 

a blumpkin is the most typical example
other include getting a blowjob while getting a haircut, eating breakfast, reading a book, or a combination of the 3

i was really late for work this morning so my wife performed a working man's blowjob to make sure i wasnt late but left pleasured

working man's blowjob by alig3fome February 18, 2010

Pythagorean Blowjob 

Sexual act, where by the "giver" takes 3 inches with the first mouthful, 4 inches with the second mouthful and 5 inches with the third mouthful. This process is repeated to ejactulation.

6, 8, 10 is possible but only after stretching.

similar to a standard blowjob.

I was in the Mathematics department at Imperial and THE girl in third year, I forget her name, gave me a Pythagorean Blowjob. I'm afraid I reached the identity after five cycles.

Pythagorean Blowjob by Genius92 November 4, 2011

texas blowjob 

Like a normal blowjob but the girl straddles the man and he plays with her rusty sheriff's badge.

Girl: Hey baby wanna 69?
Boy: Yeah, jump on board and give me a texas blowjob cos I'm going to shove a finger up your ass

texas blowjob by positionman June 16, 2013

Mermaid Blowjob

When you recieve a blowjob while submerged in water. could also refer to it as "mermaiding"

She gave me a mermaid blowjob in the pool.

You see the girl mermaiding that guy at the lake?

Mermaid Blowjob by Deraj Gnuoy August 27, 2013

wake-up blowjob 

A wake-up blowjob is the suck-job a guy can get when he's awakened by a mouth sucking on his dick -- the recipient gets his morning wood sucked off -- may turn out that the guy cums and pisses at the same time - a cum/piss-gasm.

I sometimes wake Matt by giving him a wake-up blowjob -- when he cums, he sometimes pisses too - and I swallow it all!

wake-up blowjob by USAF Cadet July 8, 2021

Fuckin Blowjob Nostril Sandwich 

Funny to use as an Interjection. Combination of a Blowjob a Nostril and a Sandwich

Joe: *stubs toe*
Bill: Are you ok?
Joe: Fuckin Blowjob Nostril Sandwich

Fuckin Blowjob Nostril Sandwich by Some bMxERgUy January 4, 2010