Blankenbaker

Very rare last name. Mostly from Germany. Many Blankenbaker's are funny and stand up for their family. Love to have a good time and know when enough is enough.

"Dude did you see that family! They look like Blankenbaker's."

by dubsteplover September 14, 2011

Blanket texts

Texts sent from many people that are hidden. People write these opinions while in their blanket and safe in their own homes.

Her comment was such a blanket text.
The blanket texts was spread around widely.

by HELLOJENNYYYYYY June 22, 2018

Blanket niffler

When a woman you’re sleeping next to, usually a red head, steals all the blankets and pillows and hides them across the bed. This is a subconscious move. Easily identified by red hair, and beautiful eyes.

Bro, that chick from last night was a total blanket niffler, I woke up freezing cold, she took every blanket in the house.

by LB Sweet November 4, 2019

sploosh blanket

Another term for a condom.

Hey man, did you see that nasty sploosh blanket in Dave's car? He should throw that shit away.

by kraken32 April 19, 2010

Russian Blanket

The act of drinking alcohol (usually Vodka, preferably from Russia, but may be beer or other liquors) in order to give you the warm feeling associated with beginning to drink alcohol.

Hey man, can you give me some vodka? I'm freezing and need a Russian Blanket

by Vladimir_Putin December 31, 2012

breathing blanket

A living breathing human being one shares a bed with; often a lover, who provides warmth in bed with hugs and cuddles, even in the absence of an actual blanket or duvet.

Agie: I had a cold sleepless night, Robert didn't come home.
Kate: oh, I'm so sorry, no breathing blanket to keep you warm...

by Njoff February 5, 2014

Smallpox blanketing

When a white person gives off a false compliment to a person of color in order to gain trust/affection or something back.

Blake: You're so pretty
Lisa: Stop smallpox blanketing me! I know you just want head.

by smallpoxblanketvictim October 7, 2018