Bible Funker

Someone who only jams to Christian beats.

Bro, James is such a Bible Funker.

by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

Bible Bitching

An abhorrent, obnoxious alternative to "Bible Thumping", Bible Bitching is used against non-christians to preach about how they are going to hell. Despite this, Bible Bitches are commonly known to masturbate to fictional anthropomorphic characters in homo-erotic situations.

"You're going to Hell, Mark! All you do is do drugs and fuck whores!"
"Stop Bible Bitching, nigga. Yo ass jack off to furry shit."

by Charles Kramer May 10, 2022

Biblese

The archaic language found in the English translation of the Bible

“The LORD giveth mercy unto the sinful, for Christ’s death bringeth peace unto the land” is written in strong Biblese

by I Like To Define Words May 27, 2022

Bible

the best fanfic ever

i read the bible every day for the entertainment

by T_T Kill_meNow June 11, 2022

Bible thumper

Bible Thumper: one who talks to others regarding the Bible and Jesus trying to have them accept Jesus as their Saviour.

Bible thumper Don came around again today, still trying to get me to accept Jesus Christ as my Saviour.

by Brother Donald June 16, 2022

Bibliography

A fancy word for a simple meaning.

I hate the word bibliography

by WingsOfFireFan1000 August 25, 2022

Bible Thumper

A religious hypocrite whom often lashes out against others for how they live their lives but get angered if somebody else does the same. They often use biblical scriptures to justify their judgmental hypocrisy.

I remember a Bible thumper got on my case just because I like watching "Empire" on Fox & they told me how much I was bound to be sent to Hell just for liking the show.

by MASTUH OSCG 8845 IS BACK September 3, 2022