beat the bushes 

A car driving fast down the road to draw out police.

The club sent a decoy down the highway to "beat the bushes " so they could race without smokey.

beat the bushes by SweetW May 31, 2016

Beat the devil out of it. 

Mastubate.

I'll beat the devil out of it. Or if you happen to George w bush, he's beating the al-qeada out of it! If you're Reverend lovejoy, I'll beat the Satan out of it! Homer Simpson, I'll beat the Flanders out of it!

Beat the devil out of it. by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019

beat your pud 

To tap your log. Beat your meat. Choke your chicken. Flong your dong.

If you would like to beat your pud with a group of fine liberal gentlemen, go play circle jerk with a bunch of corn holing, butt eating faggots. Poofters love to help you beat your pud

beat your pud by Cap'n Bullmoose November 22, 2007

Beat a Femboy day 

March 1st, a day where you can beat a femboy and get way with it. The law won’t stop you.

Bro, today I’ll beat a femboy since it’s Beat a Femboy day. I’ve been waiting all year.

Beat a Femboy day by FEMDOMMAN February 20, 2023

Beat the meat 

Sledgehammering and abusing horses or chickens. Damn those chickens.

Tom beat the meat as hard as he could.

Beat the meat by dumbassidiot June 4, 2018

beat sideways 

A way of describing a girl who is unattractive even from the side view.

"Yo man, her sister is beat SIDEWAYS, yo. Chill, son."

beat sideways by Sir Psycho Sexy the 3rd June 23, 2006

Beat the wizard 

A descriptive expression used to insinuate that one has accomplished an impossible task.(i.e. as if you had magical powers)

I beat the wizard on that test.

Beat the wizard by bradford286 February 5, 2008