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eth bandit

eth being robbed by skids like hkay
eth bandit - hkay just stole my eth oh noo
by skid catcher July 3, 2024
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go bandit

to aggressively lose it whilst drunk, usually in an irrational rant aimed at your best friends before going down swinging punches. Any display of drunken 'Drama' prior to collapsing into a comatose state.
After ten Jägerbombs Dave seemed fine but then he suddenly decided to "go bandit" on Mary because she dared to buy him another drink. It was ok though, he just passed out trying to find the toilets.
by Billy Us January 22, 2014
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Bandit

A smelly Russian or Ukrainian man who lives in Chernobyl wearing a black coat. Will often steal things and yell incoherently about cheeki-breeki.
I better watch out or that bandit will cheeki my breekis!
by Artefakt Kollektor October 30, 2020
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Pantie Bandit

1.) One who steals panties in the act of fucking a girl.
2.) A guy who has sex with multiple girls at one time
Yeahhh that guy is a real Pantie Bandit. Did you see how many girls he is with?
by e.c. gangster32 May 10, 2011
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TP-Bandit

Someone who uses cheap toilet paper and balls it up to wipe while standing on the seat. Thus resulting in tiny rolled up pieces of shit covered toilet paper (shit nuggets) to go everywhere but the bowl.
The TP-Bandit left his shit nuggets on top of the toilet tank lid and all over the floor.
by Fryrack chronicles December 12, 2023
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Closet Bandit

A person who pretends to like the same bands & artists that your friends like just to get accepted into your crowd & mingle with you, but when they are alone, they listen only to their old shameful bullshit music in the closet to avoid embarrassment.
"Cornelius is a Closet Bandit! He pretended to like our favorite bands & dress up cool just to hang with us. He just pretends to like Marilyn Manson. This whole time, he's been flailing his arms and dancing to Peyton Parrish in the closet!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023
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xmas bandit

a person who steals christmas or also a quite sexy person who play the massive MMORPG game runescape.
did you see that awsome guy on runescape called xmas bandit?
by rammon October 12, 2008
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