Band Camp

Typically a two-week period of the most excruciatingly painful, god-awful exercises known to man. Usually held in the summer at the peak of the hottest weather of the year, mostly held outside, little food or sleep or water involved, many tears are shed, several participants pass out, several are hit with equipment, induces PTSD in all involved, and is usually for high-school marching band students. And I'll be damned if I hear any sort of disrespect toward any marching band kid for complaining about being in pain ever again.

Seriously, it's awful.

Still fun tho.

BAND KID I: Hey! You ready for band camp?

BAND KID II: aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAAHGHGHAGAGGHHGGGHAHGGAGFGFGFAGFGFAAFGAFFGFFGAGFFAGF

by SketchyBee January 1, 2020

out of the band

A term used by nerds. "You are out of the band" is used to make fun of a person even though there is no actual band to be kicked out of.

richard: tony, your out of the band

tony: What band?

richard: The band

by lordethal April 10, 2007

band director

Fat guy with huge ass man tits who directs a band. Often wears Hawaiian Shirts because he is too fat for anything else. They were often queers in school, and no one liked them.

Dude, that band director makes Pamela Anderson's tits look tiny.

by RaawB July 12, 2007

Concert Band

Twenty times better than Marching Band.

We have Concert Band rehersal today.

by Band Geek February 3, 2003

Band Skimmer

A person who claims to know many bands, mostly of the Indie variety, though only knows about a maximum of two songs per band. A band skimmer will claim to "love" said band, but when asked about other songs by them, they will either pretend to know another song that they "can't seem to think of right now" or simply state that they aren't aware of any other songs by them. In order to be classified a band skimmer, the person in question must claim to know a great number of bands. In addition to false claims of musical knowledge, a band skimmer will try to mooch music off of you. If you are playing a quality playlist, they will suggest you give them a list of songs on your playlist instead of actually taking the time to broaden their musical horizon as an actual music guru will do. Band skimmers tend to be heavily into main stream music as well, and many are "popular." (See 'Poser')
Some examples of the bands they may claim to know include (but are not limited to):
-Animal Collective
-Counting Crows
-Neutral Milk Hotel
-Bob Marley (seriously people, he has more albums than just Legend...)
-Ray LaMontagne
-Broken Bells
-Aqualung
-Belle & Sebastian
-Oasis
-The Shins

Music Guru: "I love Ray LaMontagne! His voice is like candy to my ears."

Band Skimmer: "I know right?! 'You Are The Best Thing' is so good!"

Music Guru: "'Let It Be Me' is most definately my all-time favorite."

Band Skimmer: "What? I haven't heard that one."

Music Guru: "What about 'Trouble'?"

Band Skimmer: "....."

by TheSharpieCult April 30, 2010

Strip band

A band that usually plays porn music,heavy metal,satanic rock ect. and that as they play they strip all ther clothes off and throw them to there fans till they are bare assed naked and also encourage to strip till there bare assed naked too and to come up on the stage and dance around with them too while there bare assed naked.

John's in a strip band.

by Deep blue 2012 August 18, 2010

honor band

1. the test of time for band nerds to compete against each other
2. practicing forever only to tank the audition
3. you get beat by people you KNOW your better than
4. the most nerve racking 5 minutes of your life

David hates honor band cause he knows hes better than Greg.

by sallymea December 13, 2010