baking a pie

an extremely unfortunately timed but well meaning guesture

i was baking a pie for her, and i thought things were going really well, and then she dumped me.

by pieeeeeee April 9, 2006

dogs are barking

"dogs are barking" dogs actually refers to ones feet. It is unclear if the term barking means hurt or smell.

after a long day on your feet. Boy, my "dogs are barking"

by creature2 August 26, 2008

Caught Back In The Chat

When someone is still using text, chat lingo like: JK LOL in real life.

Rock 1: I'm gonna ROCK your world Rock 2!!

Rock 2: Ohhhhkaaayyy???

Rock 1: JK!!! LOL

Rock 2: Looks like you're still Caught Back In The Chat

by CaptainJefe July 5, 2010

Backie

A back massage.

Nora gave Ken such an excellent backie last night, he told her she should be a masseuse.

by 420thyme December 11, 2010

macgregor barking

First used by the macgregor clan in olden day dogging circles. Macgregor barking is when a group of men surround a car with a couple having sex in it and bark like dogs while they pleasure themselves.

Hey dude! Did you enjoy that macgregoring we did last night...WOOF WOOF!! Yea dude! Macgregor barking is the shit!!

by creamy windscreens December 9, 2007

Baking

Verb. Sex with a MILF.

When a young man, in his mid twenties or younger, has sex with a woman in her mid thirties to late forties.

I was baking with my friend's mom last week.

by Lygerman48 May 17, 2013

barking spider

a fart out in the woods and blaming it on a spider

man those are some big barking spiders

by jeremy shepherd June 11, 2006