one thrust

someone who does not last long during the act of sexual intercous

margret: "i heard you got with danny last night"
Brogan: "more like one thrust"

by Stuart T February 19, 2008

One sacked

When a individual is non sober with either weed or alcohol.

Zack: Fam man’s one sacked....
Colton: Ya fam’s one sacked....lol

by one sacked September 26, 2018

sit on one

To be pissed off at someone, or to basically tell someone to fuck off. “Sit on one”

“Matteo is being a dick, tell him to go and sit on one!” Gotcha boys, who’s the one who created this..? That’s right, me! SIT ON ONE ;)

by sitononequeen March 13, 2019

formula one

my nightmare, but i can’t live without it

-i can’t go out, the formula one race is in hours. and is the last race of the year, i can’t miss it

by M00NTILIA September 19, 2022

One cum

Slang term for a human male. Distinctive from a female because of only being able to cum once in a single sitting.

Example one:
That one cum is a piece of ass.

Example two:
A: 'A man?' Well la di da Mrs French lady.
B: What do you call them?
A: One cum

by simpsonsfan54321 May 7, 2019

Healthy One

When A large amount of poop is released from the body and the person has a refreshing feeling afterwards

Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! That's it baby cum for me!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhh! O Crap!
Kiersten : Oh Baby What's Wrong?
Jake : I need to poop!
Kiersten : God Damn't Hurry Up!
Jake : Ahhhh! That was A Healthy One!
Kiersten : Gee thanks for sharing I hope you flushed?
Jake : Nope I want you to see my masterpiece for yourself!
Kiersten : You Mother Fucker go flush the damn toilet or no more sex tonight!
Jake : Fine i'll just take a picture of my Healthy One!
Kiersten : Put my phone down You Piece Of Shit!
Jake : Oops I dropped it in my poo!
Kiersten : YOU FUCKER!!!

by SlopNChop April 20, 2018

Safe one

This is a confused attempt to combine the word 'safe' with the phrase 'nice one'. Usually blurted out in pressure situations in the company of intimidating individuals.

Intimidating individual- "There you go bruv"

You- "errr... safe one"

by Aliensuns May 28, 2009