I am

The shortest sentence in the whole world

"Go do the laundry"
"I AM😡!!"

by Sin tía March 3, 2023

I am

When you need more words for your essay so you replace all the "I'm"s with this word.

I am a student who wishes school was never existent.

by tiky May 20, 2021

i am

the shortest sentence possiblen't
its actually "no"

him: are you a person
you; i am

by ishu4 May 1, 2023

Am I in?

Used when someone is curious if they’re *in*. (close to being in a relationship)

Am I in? When someone is curious whether they’re successfully getting past the talking stage

P1: I’ve been talking to Elizabeth she’s perfect, you think i’m in?!!?

P2: what does that mean?!!

P1: When someone is curious whether they’re successfully getting past the talking stage

P2: she definitely likes you, you’re IN!

P1: I’m so glad she likes me back, LFG!

by raccoon35834 February 15, 2023

I Am The Walrus

N-no you aren't, Paul Mcartney is. Don't lie. Wait, are you? PAUL? PAUL MCARTNEY, ITS YOU!!!!! Look at all those no-brainers over there thinking they are you. Also, in the song, do you say GooGooGjoob or Koo Koo KACHOOOO?

They are the eggmen and I am the walrus.

by SockDuck May 28, 2022

am i blind

when you read/ see something that is so bad you can feel cancer forming so you need to make sure your not blind in which case yes. yes you are

man 1: lets have gay sex no homo tho
man 2: oh full homo
you: its time to stop (running away when there nude)
you: double check ok google am i blind
phone: blind is when you are unable to unsee the seen
you: reads this... so i am blind good to know

by the blind master September 26, 2018

I Am One

The best song by The Smashing Pumpkins and also the best song ever.

See you, don't you want to? See you, I am one

by Rotten Turkey October 12, 2022