(Methius Pedophilius) - A person who sits outside of homes making noises and watching someone they had just sold methamphetamine to hours before. This person hacks wifi and watches people watch porn because they have nothing better to do. Feels like trailer trash on the inside because he is secretly a queer from a small town where it is a social rejection. Drinks Natural light and finds new ways of creeping outside of windows and garages by interent pedophile chat rooms. Only has friends because he sells meth.
Goddamit Michael get away from the fuckin window, you look like a real Eric Holt over there lookin through the neighbors window. its time for you to get a cracker and a nap. and bring me my fuckin walker you dumb son of a bitch.
by Goodlucktoall September 8, 2019
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GOD DAMMIT ERIC FIGHT AT LEAST ONCE INSTEAD OF RUNNING TOWARDS PEEPS, please don't let us lose - oogla boogla
by _Aethr_ September 11, 2019
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He's the kind of guy that tries his best at things, sarcastic, absent-minded, and dense. Kind to everybody even people who probably don't deserve it. His wonderful eyes are very beautiful. A dark coffee and very large, a gentle giant and a troll at the same time. He jokes at inappropriate times, says the wrong things to people, but is always honest to people. No matter the situation, would rather be brutally honest than lie. A nerd, who spends his time playing League of Legends, and Contemplating Life. He's the kind of guy you would want to be best friends with. Dense with feelings although, will not understand things unless properly explained. Stupid in common sense ways, a genius in book smarts. Too innocent to make moves on girls while also being a pervert at the same time. He's the most confusing, infuriating being anybody has ever met. But that's what we love about him.
Person 1: "What kind of guy is Eric?"
Person 2: "Eric is the type of person to be depressed and lookup someone else's urban dictionary definition for him and edit it slightly to make it more accurate about himself"
Person 2: "Eric is the type of person to be depressed and lookup someone else's urban dictionary definition for him and edit it slightly to make it more accurate about himself"
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