An “Amber-Kelly” is a woman that has multiple baby daddies, a drug addiction, a former career as a prostitute and likes to have intercourse with older men while going home to a cuckold that is around the same age or younger than her. Amber-Kelly has always been an independent thinking woman but has always been dependent on someone to take care of their kids. They are usually mediocre looking but have a smokin hot bid and a permanently wet snatch. Amber-Kelly’s favorite location is the methadone clinic or the Harnett County Courthouse.
1-“I heard you found a pretty, sweet girlfriend.”
2- “I did too until I found out she’s and Amber-Kelly and has a heroin addiction, 2 baby daddies, 3 abortions and a cuckold at home”
2- “I did too until I found out she’s and Amber-Kelly and has a heroin addiction, 2 baby daddies, 3 abortions and a cuckold at home”
by Lickity_slitickitty April 13, 2024
She is unique, amazing, she is so lovely, she has the most gorgeous smile ever. She has a nice bum. Absolutely gorgeous. She wears make up but she doesn't need it because she is perfect without
by Anonymousguy2000014 November 07, 2016
A short blonde girl who wears Van's and has a bunch of guy friends...
Most commonly thinks they are not cute when they are... also very fun to talk to
Most commonly thinks they are not cute when they are... also very fun to talk to
by Hdhshsjsn September 07, 2021
So amber I love you, amber is an amazing girl, kind, sweet , funny, we may argue but I will always love you amber - Jake stubs.
Amber and Jake are awesome
by Johannesburg paulsty March 23, 2023
Amber and Jake.. two people who's love for eachother is everlasting.. two people who no matter what will love eachother and cherish eachother.. I love you amber - jake
by Johannesburg paulsty March 05, 2023
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 02, 2025
Amberism is where you believe that Amber is the one true God. she is perfect. Amber is a beautiful fantastic girl that does NOT shit on a bed. she was born in 208 BC and will forever be in our hearts. Growing up she had one younger brother called Bartholomew, he was three years younger. her parents, James and Mary, died 6 years after she was born. Amber and her brother were then taken to live with their abusive grandparents, Joe and Josette. For years Amber and Bartholomew have beaten the shit out of them until one day Amber had enough. Amber grabbed a knife and stabbed her grandparents and then took her brother and ran. they had to learn hoe to care for themselves all alone in the jungle. eventually Amber came of age and became a stripper to make money. Amber lived a long life as a stripper until her death 88 years later.
by SakuraFilledChūshajō July 06, 2022