african tbag

When you pound an asshole till it gapes, then dip your balls in it

Hey, would you like me to African tbag your ass?

by Mbfrankenstein August 18, 2019

African Shotgun

A ritual in which you defecate into a toilet and keep pissing in it for roughly five days without flushing. Then, when you're ready, pump it with a plunger to soften the load, and flush it all down in one sitting. The force, sound, and size of the load zooming down the pipe is meant to imitate a shotgun.

Jules: I'm gonna go take an African Shotgun
Geoff: dude no stop

by Escvelyn March 8, 2019

African sugar/shuggy

Colloquial term used for Snus / Zyns

Im stressing right now, I need to pop an African sugar/shuggy to the upper deck.

by Conrara February 16, 2024

African Bush Aids

A highly contagious disease that originated in California in the 1980s

Did you hear about Becky she recently got back from Cali and contracted African bush aids while there

by Bekromorphis February 9, 2019

African Cider Mill

When someone pisses into someone else asshole and then has them shit the piss back into thier own mouth.

I dont date wemon who won't let me have an African Cider Mill with them.

by ChadTheSimpKing February 1, 2024

African not Albino

An African that isn't white. The true black man.

I swear he's African Albino? No; he's African not Albino.

by TooScatty May 22, 2018

African Texter

one that can send a two-handed text message while balancing something on their head

guy 1: what are you doing right now
guy 2: taking my laundry to the washer
guy 1: while you're texting?!?

guy 2: yeah...I'm an African Texter

by afrosprinter May 2, 2010