Flying Penguins

Dude 1: Dude, did you do the Algebra homework?

Dude 2: FLYING PENGUINS! I forgot!!
by the hand of doom September 21, 2010
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Squishy Penguin

A euphimism for any horrible cancerous tumor.
Sorry about your uncle Bart. Heard the squishy penguin in his colon finally did him in.
by Someone5007008 August 30, 2010
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Penguin

the most amazing animal. A flightfull Bird. Can very much fly.
Trust.

they are not to be made into penguin soup, people who do that will become illegal to the world.
They can also swim and eat fish.
"i'm a penguin!"
'No eating penguin soup ava, that is illegal"
" we penguins have one of the best secrets in the world"
'I identify as a penguin"
by HungryP3n9u1n. March 05, 2025
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Penguin Puffed

To be summoned to Human Resource for disciplinary reasons
I got penguin Puffed today for calling in sick yesterday
by Jules Verne 2000 October 03, 2017
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Penguin Piss

Penguin Piss
When semen is left on a surface (usually bedsheets) and forgotten about. It is then later touched or rolled onto and is ice-cold, akin to penguin urine
"Dude just totally rolled in Penguin Piss this morning, had to peel the sheets off:
by Penetr84dan8ion July 19, 2017
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penguin sledding

When a random Person at Instagram, ask for Penguin Sledding .
Dude, that girl wanted penguin sledding with me, I said no...
by Fitzsimmons Master November 18, 2016
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