trash panda my junk

To grab and fondle ones junk like a raccoon trying to grab food.

I’m gunna go home and trash panda my junk while guardians of the galaxy.

by nckfrmn231 December 27, 2017

Big Mash Panda Face

Too describe an overly large, strangely round, and unusually pudgy face.

Thomas: Would you like to go for a drink with my friend, Deborah?
William: No, she just stares at me.
Thomas: That will be your big mash panda face.

by kamaal_yideen October 16, 2011

National take calvin to Panda Express day

June 15 2020

Omg it’s national take calvin to Panda Express day, I should take him and buy his food! Jt

by Nejeivk June 15, 2020

Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker

It's been described as the coolest damn thing ever. It is the CEO of a massive company, a ligit hooker, a genius, and can do tons of magic tricks, as well as tell funny jokes. It is basically the greatest thing ever, right after the invention of tits.

The Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker glanced at me and told a funny joke while jugging chainsaws on a unicle over a pit of sharks.

by FaggotBoyFresh March 8, 2009

Panda

a majestic creature

Beautiful

Damn thats a cute panda

by CraziestPanic0 March 24, 2017

panda downs

When you eat at panda express and after 1-2 hours you feel awful, tired, and regretful that you ate there.

Yo I'd love to play basketball later but I just had lunch and got the worst case of panda downs.

by melksteak April 30, 2015

Panda phase

Someone obsessed with the asian culture.. With everything asian related. All of a sudden.

Sasha: You know what. I think im in a panda phase
Me: wait. Why ??
Sasha: I feel like I just love everything asian related. If I could become an asian I would !

Me: wow ! I thin---
Sasha (doesnt stop talking): their restaurant are soo adorable with those cats walking around. I want to go live their. Like. TODAY

by Minediie December 18, 2016