Jump hump

A fucking weird threesome.

Wanna help my jump hump this girl I met at Institute.

by Exmormonnick May 8, 2022

humpety hump

when 2 groups of mates have a contest to see who can hump mate eachothers faster

I wnted competition so I did a humpety hump

by TurtleDude87 May 14, 2009

Status Humping

A person who likes every status update you make on facebook

Girl: who is this person u like every one of her status posts? I get about 20 notices a day saying you like so and so's status.

Guy: oh just a friend from work. She's really nice.

Girl: she looks like a whore. Why do you keep status humping her?

by sxycanuck October 19, 2011

Hump Hump on Trump

The term “Hump Hump on Trump” means you wanna eat your dads ass in the white house while filled up with 20 pounds of cow cum in your mouth

Damn dad we need to have more “Hump Hump on Trump”

by Quadravius January 27, 2022

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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 21, 2025

Humping the dog

Standing around doing nothing, typically at work

Boss: “what are y’all doing… humping the dog? Get back to work!”

by BnizzleMcMizzle December 22, 2023

video hump

The act of video chatting with the opposite sex while you both masturbate.

Guy 1: what did you do last night?

Guy 2 : Nothing really just video humped Christina.

by Itsalltooeasy December 13, 2016