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Social Dispensing

Extreme version of Social Distancing were Fanatical germ obsessed Sheeple become completely unhinged at the site of another himan being who is not wearing a face mask, or who is moving within 6feet of another human. They have completely Dispensed with any and all socia, rational or emotional connections to other humans because their fear has completely overwhelmed their sensibilities.
hey!!! YOU CANT HUG THAT CHILD!!! SOCIAL DISTANCING!!!!!!!!

Me:
Whats the point of surviving, if the cost of living is that we all end up practicing an ice cold version of Social Dispensing?
by KrashWorship April 11, 2020
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Socially Frustrated

A good enough reason to hang out with friends and family during the coronavirus outbreak.
This stupid shelter in place order is so bull crap. No one is sick, the parks are empty, and I want to see my friends. I am just so socially frustrated.
by ToronjaVirus March 21, 2020
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Social Entrepreneur

A person who starts a business that solves a social issue.
"Yo, Reese Witherspoon is that dope social entrepreneur - shining a light on women's empowerment in Hollywood all dat."
by We_Live_In_A_Society April 24, 2019
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Slammed Social

Your obsession with plots and crowds And fucking the whole town's a reflection on Slammed Social.
by Originalgameboy August 9, 2016
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Social Meathead

A person of average to high intelligence who when exposed to a social situation acts with a low intlegence.
I hate it how James acts stupid around his friends, he is such a Social Meathead
by Wiltonburg April 22, 2018
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social-click

1. pertaining to a group of individuals that feel comfortable enough to include each chosen friend as a status to feel secure by excluding others who they feel are inadequacy, based on judgement of the entire mass.

2. judgmental focus group of peers.

3. self seekers based on logical compromise via click like emotion.

4. a clicking sound of thinking quickly to rule out another speedily.
1. Oh my gosh, Debbie is so down all the time, she's not invited to our "social-click" outside orgy and buffet of promiscuity because she is sad for not being able to have what we got, and that is free love between each other, who are the only ones that offer this type of fornication.

2. He's in but your out of our social click.

3. Your invited but your friend can't come to our social click.
by James_Lesley_Cain January 1, 2014
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Social Tofu

A person that neither adds or takes away from a social situation only bringing physical presence to the event.
Andrea wants a big party so she invited the Jerry and his friends in the debate club as social tofu.
by Cats Wheel May 21, 2013
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