2022 Stoner

A 1999 born Floridan baby brother who, LITERALLY, smokes all day, every day. Every second of every minute of every hour of every day of every week, month, and year and can still have a functioning adult life. Someone who's life is more on track than the average adult who doesn't smoke.

#Mystonerlittlebrotherhasabetteradultlifethanme
#CJH05111999

"Dude, have you seen the 2022 Stoner? I wish I could be that cool."

"2022 Stoner is the new kind of cool"

"2022 Stoner is who I wanna be when I grow up!"

by ThatGirl04221998 July 22, 2022

Stoner Kiss

The act of hitting a Dab or blunt and blowing the smoke into another’s mouth while kissing

A guy stoner kissed me at a party

by LtHorn February 4, 2023

stoner holes

holes in your clothes, that result from ashes from the cherry flying off the end of blunt, joint, spliff, etc.

i have stoner holes in my clothes, and aint got no weed

by quixotickane June 30, 2016

Young Stoner Records

Streetwear clothing brand in which most popular saying is saying is ‘Just Spark It’ . Embodies the essence of ‘Talk is cheap’.

I bought a Just spark it T shirt from the clothing brand Young Stoner Records

by ysrtooflashy September 28, 2023

Stoner boner

Stoner boner is a lot like whiskey dick. When you get too fucked up on good weed sometimes it’s hard to get a hard on.

Bro last night I was so high I couldn’t get my dick hard enough to fuck Lana... fuckin stoner boner man.

by Biggin McGriddles November 30, 2020

stoners tea

Makes you high. Yep. THats about it scrub a nub dub

A: Hey kid wanna buy some stoners tea?
B: SURE BRO.
*drinks*
B: Whoa, I feel alive and colourful. I am as high as a fuc*ing mushroom!

by supeeps February 17, 2014

stoner puke

When one who smokes marijuana coughs so deeply that they induce their third gag reflex (right above the opening to your stomach inside of the esophagus ), and vomits.

If I smoke in the mornings, I will almost always stoner puke.
That girl totally stoner puked into that case of beer.
No you can't smoke with us because you usually end up stoner puking.

by Another Roxtar December 3, 2013