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Jessica May Davies

Zac: Have you seen Jessica May Davies!
Bryce: Yeah, she’s a total hottie!
by Coconut CooCoo May 22, 2020
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Jessica

She is a small rounded girl who often snorts when she yawns
Normally given the nickname Jessie
Person 1: omg is that a Jessica
Person 2: hah she’s so autismic
by EpPENIS July 23, 2020
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Jessica P

A girl who pees her jeans on demand and leaves wet patches wherever she goes
Loves a good meatball.
Oh I'm busting for the loo, wish I could be like Jessica pee
by Jecca456 August 14, 2020
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Jessica Christmas

The words that come out of my mouth when an Predicted extraordinarily amount of fuckory is happening.
I woke up this morning with a low tire and went to drive to the repair shop but the truck wouldn’t star. Jessica Christmas! Can this luck be any worse?
by Starshine Ember September 8, 2020
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jessica bannister

A elite slag who sleeps with boys & gives head 24/7, a ultimate slag
Guy 1 - Yo I bet she’s a “Jessica bannister”

Guy 2 - For real look at her
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Jessica mckeeman

A Short Scottish girl with anger issues n terrible music taste, who is a simp for lads beginning with the name C who coincidentally have big weiners
Jessica mckeeman is a midget n has bad music taste
by Jessica mckeemans husband September 14, 2020
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jessica symmonds

a girl thats innocent, sweet and a genuine person. shes the sensative type and seems to be very secretive. she puts up with alot in all fairness, has a very bubbly personality most of the time. when shes in a good mood the best person to be around in this world! the name 'jessica' she hates, no one else does. she gets upset by the little things, and she isnt afraid to tell people how she feels about things. she likes people to be there for her when she needs them, because jessica needs her friends the most. shes beautiful, inside and out, all the boys love her to pieces. shes lucky to have the life she has, jessica symmonds is that girl you want to be, after all, shes whats she calls herself, jess symmonds.
everyone loves jessica symmonds, shes that girl i wanna be
by thatgirlboom. October 18, 2011
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