zero job

A zero job (zj for short) is when you divide by zero and get someone off with the result. This is considered extremely dangerous, but also the most fun you can have sexually.

"Did you get a nice blow job from the hooker?"
"Dogg, you know I only pay for a zero job."

by SlangarangThang February 15, 2024

Zero-Oasis

A place or situation you encounter and does not meet your expectations in any way.

Man, I booked this vacation in the Caribbean in a 5 Star hotel, and when I got there it was a zero-oasis.

by Formfaktor July 14, 2005

zero turn

The act of using one tongue to please a women's vagina and anus simultaneously.

Jessica is so fine i'd give her a zero turn on the first night.

by la A-town January 07, 2011

Zero Sperm September

Basically the same exact thing as No Nut November, but during September instead of November. I don’t know why I made this, but I did.

Derrick: “Heyo! Did you fail Zero Sperm September yet?
Andy: “Nope! Still going strong!”

by criticalcounterpart August 20, 2023

Dirty zero

Why are you looking this up

Dirty zero is not here for you

by Zero_nonbinary September 08, 2021

Negative Zero

This is where it ends my friend. After all of the pain and suffering, you've survived. All the numbers, letters, shapes, and you made it. I'm so proud of you.

"Whats Negative Zero?"
"The end of all the pain"

by Ze LogieBogie September 26, 2023

Negative Zero

Type in -0×0 into a calculator. It equals 0, so that means that 0 is a positive, so therefore a negative zero must be a number and its the only negative number that when multiplied by a positive always equals a positive.

Negative zero multiplied by zero equals zero.

by My pee is inside you. January 07, 2022