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Washingtonian

1) Someone from Washington.

2) A weird person who doesn't use an umbrella when there's clearly water falling out of the sky.

3) Someone who pronounces Oregon the WRONG way.

4) A person who thinks the world is coming to an end when it starts snowing.

5) A person who is technologically underdeveloped.
1) "I'm a Washingtonian."

2) "He got pneumonia from being in too much rain and died."
"Why wasn't he using an umbrella?"
"I don't know. He must be a Washingtonian."

3) WRONG way = Or-ee-gun
RIGHT way = Oh-ree-gahn

4) Me: "It's snowing!!!" *dances with joy*
Washingtonian: "Omg the world's coming to an end!!!! Everyone run for your lives!!!!"

5) "He died of heatstroke because he didn't have an air conditioner in his apartment."
"What kind of idiot doesn't have an air conditioner in their apartment when it's 115 outside?"
"I don't know; he must have been a Washingtonian. I hear they don't believe in air conditioning.
by Live.Love.Learn July 24, 2009
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Washing theory

No matter washing powder you use, the clothes will always smell the same.
Woody always smells nice. Frosty's mum always stinks.
by Woody February 24, 2004
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washingtonism

to kill the presidents that already died.
"HE JUST FUCKED LINCOLN! he just committed washingtonism!"
by ktbadger January 6, 2008
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washing dishes

When you’re feeling up a girl with a small/flat booty it feels like washing dishes
Girl 1: My boyfriend is the best, he gives me butt massages all the time even though I know it feels like washing dishes lol
Girl 2: guys like that be winning for real
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Washingtonville

An extremely small town in upstate NY that nobody ever knows, and is a melting pot of different types of people. It's in a very suburb area, and has so many places around it with amazing views (if you can find them!). Not all admit it, but it has great teachers (well... mostly) and schools that allow people create friendships that last them a lifetime.

The pot heads always work at Dunkin, and you catch the wanna be "townies" walking all over town after school gets out.

The WHS principal (Mr. Brian T. Connolly ) is the best principal of all time, and is attentive to every student, group/club, and aspect of his school. Each teacher truly loves their job and shows it- most teachers are actually WHS alumni.

WHS is very strong in arts, music, and media- the sports teams are getting there ;) All teams get lots of love regardless, and the students never fail to show support. All students show school spirit, and you're kind of an outcast if you don't. WHS has an incredible school district/town TV show: BGTV (Blue and Gold Television). Being on the news team is an elective for seniors and the show is very successful, especially after its "Golden Age" with the graduating class of 2019. Any student on the news team is famous in the Elementary Schools.

All students love being a "Wizard," and being apart of #WizardNation. All present and past students forever call WHS/Wizard Nation/Washingtonville their home because of the life, experiences, love, and friends that it's given them.
Did you go to Washingtonville's Varsity Football game last Friday? They got killed by NFA, go figure...

It's always the Washingtonville music students that dominate the county and state wide honor ensembles.

Washingtonville's news team is so good, why don't we have that?

Washingtonville? What's Washingtonville?
by musicianathlete23 September 26, 2019
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pressure washing

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Sand-Worshiper

A slur against Christians, Muslims, and Jews, coined because the three religions all have holy places in the Middle East, which is very sandy. The term carries an air of casual condescension.
Muslims and Christians are just sand-worshipers. They follow the ass-backwards desert God of an ass-backwards desert culture.
by Nateodinsson April 5, 2011
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