mother : Daniel, wash your mouth with lemon juice now. Your teacher just called me to say you have a vocabulary problem,
son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
by Sexydimma February 4, 2013
Get the wash your mouth with lemon juice mug.Hit Your Bestie With a Volleyball Day is the day where all you volleyball players can shine! Grab all your volleyballs and head over to your besties house for some 1 way pillow fights (with a volleyball ofc!)
Me: Hey Bestie guess what day it is!
Bestie: wha.......wait a second I’m outta here
Me: Ayyy you didn’t even let me finish
Bestie: Fine....
Me: It’s hit your bestie with a volleyball day! I hope your ready!
Bestie: *sigh*
Bestie: wha.......wait a second I’m outta here
Me: Ayyy you didn’t even let me finish
Bestie: Fine....
Me: It’s hit your bestie with a volleyball day! I hope your ready!
Bestie: *sigh*
by *vb players have entered* November 11, 2019
Get the Hit Your Bestie With a Volleyball Day mug.“Who was your favorite middle school teacher?” - Ellen
“I honestly don’t know. It’s been years since I was in middle school.” - Kurt
“I’m sure you’ve had a lot of teachers in middle school whom you couldn’t name with a gun to your head.” - Ellen
“I honestly don’t know. It’s been years since I was in middle school.” - Kurt
“I’m sure you’ve had a lot of teachers in middle school whom you couldn’t name with a gun to your head.” - Ellen
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020
Get the With a gun to your head mug.If your a given manga fan then this is for you! Spam Chapter 20 of Given because that chapter is a nightmare and no one likes that chapter one bit so destroy your friends with this. :D
Chapter 20 was such a horrible chapter for Given fans and why not just have fun and spam the chapter 20 link over and over again to friends. So enjoy Spam your friends with Chapter 20 of Given day (June 20th)
by KattySopia October 31, 2020
Get the Spam your friends with Chapter 20 of Given day (June 20th) mug.Ruin your friends day and send them Chapter 20 of Given for all of my anime fans out there and we all must know how horrible that chapter was but Akihiko did nothing :D
by KattySopia October 31, 2020
Get the Spam your friends with Chapter 20 of Given day (June 20th) mug.November 16th is the day you shower your girlfriend with all the love and affection you possibly can
by anonymous November 16, 2020
Get the Shower your gf with LOVE mug.Husband to wife after work: It’s been a long day at the office darling darling, and I know it’s that time of the month, so I hope you’re ready to brush your teeth with the kids!
by HygieneXpert January 16, 2023
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