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When mel smokes

A term similar to “when pigs fly” but slightly adjusted. Mel never smokes.
Yo do you think I have a chance with that model? “Yeah when mel smokes”
by og pattis January 22, 2020
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Pretty much 4 homies eat jajati food and then the food is spicy so they have to go the bathroom to make kafifi, and then they have to wipe their butt (Betesh) with toilet paper but they only have a natkin
When I’m eating jajati, I make kafifi, and I wipe my Betesh with a natkin
by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 16, 2025
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When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies.

A saying from the 15th Century, which peasants used to tell when curfew began. Cows would release a "cry" when they felt tired, which usually happened near the normal curfew time. People use this phrase nowadays to signal distress or if someone bad or unlucky happened to them.
John -"I lost my wallet at the park earlier..."

Mary - "Well, When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies."
by CrushedIce785 September 26, 2020
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When the imposter is sus

thing used to describe the among us hit-game sentence to describe suspicious behavior in-game.
He/she just vented, when the imposter is sus

look, when the imposter is sus
by That’s a bit sussy June 20, 2022
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when it rains it whores

After a dry spell with women, you suddenly have more loose ladies than you can handle. An embarrassment of riches.

Similar to "when it rains, it pours"
Guy 1: "I haven't met anyone in a long time. Last night I met 3 girls at the bar when I was loaded"

Guy 2: "When it rains it whores"
by Matches&Gasoline January 26, 2023
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that moment when you die

when something scary or funny happens
wow I just had that moment when you die when a lion opened my car door
by palsmawielder2 May 20, 2018
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