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wankerphone

An instrument designed, thought up, or made by a wanker. In the same way the sousaphone was developed by John Philip Sousa.

1. A tuba designed for marching, designed in America. This instrument sits upon the left shoulder of the player with the bell facing forward, with the player reaching across their body to press down the valves. This instrument is, on the whole, useless. It was ocviously created by a wanker.

2. A trombone that uses, instead of a slide system, a valve system similar to that of the trumpet, French horn or tuba. A valved trombone's sound is reedy and jerky-sounding. Practically all professional trombonists wouldn't go near one, and it is the opinion of most sane trombonists that it was created by a wanker.
"Stop playing that stupid wankerphone!!"
by Roland Apricot November 23, 2005
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Bus Wankers

A term popularised by the T.V series, "The Inbetweeners" - A wanker who uses the bus because they can't afford to use a car.
Joe said "Oi, look at them, Bus Wankers!"
by Lloyd and Joe March 13, 2012
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arse-wanker

1. An exceptionally rude or inconsiderate person.

2. A profane expletive, used especially when one has hurt oneself.
1. That arse-wanker just ran over my cat, and then kept driving!

2. Ah, arse-wanker! I just stubbed my toe!
by Pat Coonigans November 1, 2010
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wankercunt

Morph said:
If anyone asks, it was me who invented the word wankercunt
by newk February 20, 2005
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wanker

One who races, yet even dares enter a race course, on twin-tip (or similar) skis.

Born from a coach of some team (location not known) who was practicing on Mount Southington in Southington Connecticut.
Ski team coach: Are those twin-tips you're about to race down the course with?

Wanker: yeah bro.

Ski team coach: Get out of my sight you dirty little wanker
by Joegus the Rogue (Rogaine) November 12, 2010
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The Ethel Walker School

The most amazing all girl school on the east coast. They are often sought after by the guys of AOF and Salisbury, but will not give them the time of day. Ethel Walker School's rivals are Miss Porters School aka Porkers. Porter's girls try to be like EWS girls but just fail. EWS girls excel at Sports, Academics, Dance, Equestrian, and Appearence. EWS girls are essentially the best around.
AOF guy: did that girl from MPS ask u out? Salisbury guy: Yea, but i'm holding out for The Ethel Walker School girls to come around.
by giggles52695 September 21, 2009
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Wankerism

to be so dedicated to a schedule of masturbation that you cancel all plans that interfer with it.
"I had to cancel my Sunday doctors appointment because it interfered on my batein' time.

Dude, You totally practice wankerism"

"Dzie practices wankerism bro."
by PeachTree October 19, 2008
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